Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's discovered forever is a long time to go between hayrides.
And l wanna dance with cheap women.
Sam,... could you turn the heat up just a little bit?
Not if you're a party of twenty.
- Can l help you? - You should help me.
Yep, give up sex, you might as well give up talkin'.
Every ten years will be fine.
- Yeah. - The owner?
l've started writing down bits of conversation l hear in the bar.
Those guys would never just forget.
Allow me to dispel your misconceptions.
Watch me get the Coach on it.
Believe me, sex is not that important.
Does that mean you have to give up...?
They'll never make a pack big enough to carry the loneliness of a soldier.
You see, it's my last day in the secular world.
Shot of bourbon.
No, it's not. You think l'm too dumb to be in that book.
No, that's called bringing it back from the dead.
l'll have a carafe of your house whisky.
l'm serious, Sam. l'm not going.
l won merit badges.
Thank you, Father.
l meant to tell you about it but it slipped my mind.
So this is kind of your last fling?
l'm gonna miss these reunions.
Tomorrow, l'm going into a monastery.
by the Mayans. They played it for centuries.