Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The touring, the gigging,
- I already spent it.
- Ah! - Good, we agree.
- I love! - Yay!
- Wanna walk me to the stairs?
- You're a cheater!
- Are you fucking little crabs?
* So what are you waiting five *
[phone chimes]
I have that. - No, I got it.
Now's the time you pick to start eating bread again?
- But ten shows a week is grueling.
You should be focused on A.I.R.P.I.G.
- We brought you these.
- You sure do know how to write a hook, Dawn.
I had this year was riding a city bike over cobblestones.
and Bad Bunny could do amazing things with the splingy.
I was, even among steampunk circles,
Of course, TIT turned up my whole schedule full tilt
* Pop your hip, front dip, jacket zip *
* Deeper voice and shiny eyes *
- I can't. This is where I'm supposed
a fake cell phone and stole my rental car
Spend the money on your kid's college.
- We love you. - And you're all in my will.
Kev Hamlin, tomorrow, where would I have it sent to?
- Oh.
- I don't wanna ruin your weekend,
to a slightly larger doll head.
- Chrissy Teigen's making ants on a log on Instagram,
the one weekend you're here.
- What? - Oh, my God!
You know how many people have talent?
but for masturbators.
[gentle music]
- And I'm not selling "Four Stars."
* Robot face, go ahead and flip your space *
- It's just gonna be a guy, Sum.
- That is my realtor, yeah, yeah.
Hey, babe.
Now, I promise you this is the best anyone will offer you.
- That means, like, three million people
before all those boy bands pop boners and age out.
Separate websites? I'll never give you that.