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but we can speak on the computerso you'll see my face.
-Yeah, push it to the left... -Yeah, you got
She died right in front of my eyes.
It's starting to make my hair fall out.
And she was really screaming.
Seems like it would take up a lot of your time
that absorbs human screams.
Oh, wow.
a big coincidence that I go outlooking for virgins
Yes, but it is now necessary to do
that you have to remember
-each year. -All right, bros, who's ready
-Yes. -My boys.
Oh, um, Claude, okay.
Actually, you're the first person
-Yeah. -...dark, soundproof room
-I want a quinceañera. -Quinceañera?
FRANK: Uh, Sean, those are batteries.
Okay? It's like the universe has been trying
Eh... oh, maybe check behind
So, do you have any knowledge
It's like they're, uh, vampiresor something.
The neurologist has her on Aricept now,
Even though the owl didn't show up.
applesauce sloshing around in their skulls.
-CHARMAINE: No. -Are you kidding? -Yeah. He said that...
Why don't you go catch it somewhere else?
SEAN: And here it is. The crown jewel of the home.
of the owl's temperament tonight?
But very bitter, apparently.
doesn't mean that I'm destined to be this vampire killer.
And they certainly do not want to sacrifice their present privileges
The place will be a fucking bloodbath.
-Vampires are real! -Let the double hypnosis
And, you know, I devoted my life to it, so...
Yeah, I know it's a Super Bowl party, but
That we are vampires.
Oh, no.
share this gift with me?
Mama? Mama?
Oh-- and behave.
When my dog had to get put down,