Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, dealing with the unexpected is one of the keys
I could teach you how to drink a Slurpie through your nose.
Our first couple is Mr. and Mrs. Slater.
Thank you, Max.
Now, our next couple is the Morris-Kapowskis.
- How's our son, little Screech? - Talks about you all the time.
- What? - Ooops!
I was fired today.
All right, everyone, now today,
I think a pretend honeymoon would be better.
Yeah, but at times it's nice to be alone, too.
So would you consider giving me another chance?
Great. That's all I need is Screech, part two.
Now, here is their situation.
Afraid so, Screech.
What do you think is the most important thing about a marriage?
Hold me, honey. I'll protect you.
Screech, what are you doing?
Time to get up, darling.
You have made a mockery out of mock marriage.
This is awful.