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Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech.
- I've been busy. - I've seen who you've been busy with.
because you're not getting something but you're too afraid to ask.
I'm sorry. I'm worried about Zach. It's really creepy in there.
Sadly for Juanita, she had ignored the first rule of war...
- How is it going with Mike, Susan? - It's going, finally.
No new treatments without my permission.
What were you talking about?
So what's been going on with her? Have you found anything out yet?
All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body.
We believe that animals should only be euthanized as a last resort.
Do you see me as some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish?
Hey. So what did I miss?
Honey... Oh... It's OK.
But the bloodiest battles often involve women
- Actually, I am. - What a coincidence. So am I.
Yes. Helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential.
To succed, Susan would have to be evasive herself.
- What was that about? - Your mother is quite the card shark.
All right. Off you go. Thanks.
OK, fine. You don't want to help me, I'm not gonna force you.
It's a big house. I need help.
It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself.
- I'm not in the mood. - Why not?
to the mothers who have assumed the heavy lifting.
You're taking your kids' medication?
I supervise.
it had become increasingly apparent, in this war...
I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?
This kind of disconnect is often a symptom of a deeper problem.
an arena for all forms of domestic combat.
She has a major weakness.
- Can I borrow it tomorrow? - You want to borrow my car?
- Can I borrow it tomorrow? - You want to borrow my car?
- Shall I include the meal? - Oh, no. We'll split that.
- Why not? 50 cents a bet? - Make it a buck.
I never told you this, but my mother had a serious gambling problem.
He didn't say we went to school with her.