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- I'm, uh, listening in- - She wants her man back.
- Maybe I should throw her an anniversary party. - Oh.
I'm sorry. I can't read what you wrote on this buck slip.
Well, I just had an old friend who wanted to tell you...
What's so important that you're dragging me away from this miserable party?
Unfortunately, it was also news to Pastor Veal.
Maybe you can point out to your mother that your father hasn't arrived yet.
Uh, faster, Pastor.
I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club...
What a wonderful surprise.
Hey, I'm almost done with that coverage. I can bring it to you tonight.
- I thought he didn't even like Ann. - No, no. Mrs. Veal.
Because Ann's mom doesn't approve of our family? Come on.
I want to know you won't run out on me again.
I'm thinking of asking Ann to get pre-engaged.
how much I miss you!
That's gonna be tough. I'm not really all that invited.
uh, intend to marry me?
But he did want a little bit of insurance.
Does it seem that way? Where's Buster?
We just call it a sausage
- Where's the food? - Sorry. Just stuffing the mushroom.
Anyway, it's a party, and I want the whole family there.
I'm sure if you look a bit closer you'll find some very earnest people...
George Michael, don't do this just to get back at me.
- Mrs. Veal. - Take me to your secular world.
- Ring? - Ah.
Thanks, sister!
But I'm not quite sure that they're ready.
You've got the handwriting of a 15-year-old.
This is my father, Pastor Terry Veal.
Ah. Finally. Where have you been?
Get off my wife, you bastard!