Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and no ambition other than to be famous.

And then I met a gal, an actress just starting out.

Hit up the Holy Land, Israel.

Tyne, I just need a time of your moment... A moment of your Tyne.

I'm talking about New York City. It's where I found love for the first time.

- You wouldn't. - Oh, I would.

- Congratulations, Kelly. - Roberta.

- Eighty-five words a minute. - Take down everything I say.

I love New York. Hello.

So You Think You're Pitching a Reality Show...

Donna, I'm sorry about ruining the trip.

Yes, Cleveland.

...to pitch you a reality show called Roberta Rules.

Donna, you're a woman. You can type, right?

Ask me any question no matter how obscure.

...that you have no idea how to treat a woman.

Most people will think you're weird but your cats will know better.

And I'm asking you to have dinner with me.

"I've been hurtful. I see that now."