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No! I'm just saying,
so you each have eight seconds
Look, I know you like to be everyone's manic pixie dream girl,
Wow, um...
Would you maybe mention to your Tita Irma
I mean, like, corporate could hear that I said it?
I got a brand-new polo.
Yummy.
I didn't... last year, I had intense
exceptional employees.
And finally, good news:
Um, yes,
but Mateo managed to teach those inner city kids
Your break's over in eight minutes.
that I sort of, like, made all of this possible?
♪ Tell me lies ♪
Mmm.
Amazing! Let's do that.
How could you do this to Mateo?
Because that's what I look like
I just need to get my credit card.
I told them how Mateo and I are BFFs.
so isn't that enough?
Sandra, look. Mateo got out.
that Mateo is donating his liver to me.
Look, what if I lose my job and he doesn't get out?
I do get to use the company car.
all I've got is, he's a good employee,
my sweet and innocent voice, and bam,
Oh, he for sure wouldn't.
Hey, man, I need you to go to Dollywood with me
Yeah, all I have to do is tell him
I even went out and bought a camera phone.
to be out on bond while we continue