Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How long have I worked here, man? God!

till we run out.

I missed your party.

I'm getting out.

or if you, in any way, get me moist with your fluids.

or broccoli lightin' shit up with a flame-thrower.

That's good. Is your back hurting again?

You got Polly into the...

Tapatio, Texas Pete... Shit, I don't even care.

Okay. Here it goes.

He says that she's gotta wait till her contractions

If I ever talk to her that way...

It's a great day.

One Sentence, Two Prisoners.

Okay, so we don't just do inmate laundry, right?

He's beautiful. I mean, I don't know.

I got Polly in, she's changing into her gown,

or, uh, if you took your top off and rubbed up against it.

Well, I have been feeling a little tense lately.

Guards just think I got the flu like everyone else.

Russians don't play baseball.

...to something back there that's got, like,

They make me constipated.

and I'm pretty sure that you don't want

That thing. Like this is my fault.

And when you work with geniuses like I do,

She never talks.

I mean, you can't say,

I lower prices, our competition lowers prices.

I love it when you call my mighty staff a pee stick.

Everything okay?

I guess I just had to look away.

you trying to teach me all this,

This fucking shitty piece of goddamn dryer!

Some experience. Yes.

And I don't want any trouble.

Where does that belly go?

I mean, I wasn't expecting it, but I got the call last night.

I don't have a cold.

But everyone was asking about you, Pipes.

Something's been getting in here.

that wasn't adventure or a romp.

Yeah. Brought you some O.J. Carton, not Simpson.

And it ain't gonna be mine.

Okay, if her cervix has softened, she's definitely in labor.

Shut the car off.

What? Too hetero?