Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then it's your fault. Your mess.

Wait, you ain't playin'?

No, that's really okay.

to starting a prison family?

I'ma kill that motherfucker! The nurse?

but now I just cheek 'em and trade 'em for black eyeliner.

shuffleboard table. You're welcome.

fucking ungrateful douche bag?

What do you mean by that?

instead of waiting.

Literally every chance they got.

And Mendez? Question.

You think if I wrote stories about you, I might make the papers?

Glad you're making new friends, Chapman.

that's what the counselors are for.

I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk,

And then there were two.

Red Version Original

No! Don't you go!

I'm assuming you're both fluent in Hindi.

A couple of years ago, we found two women naked from the waist down,

Okay. Let me show you around over here.

Red's fighting a bigger fight. Shit's changing around here.

Oh, just my luck, right? I go into labor

I'll be back. Breathe. Relax and breathe.

Where was it we're going?

Just keep walking, mami. I'm gonna try.

Some blanca guesser bitch won the Twix.

Time? It's the same.

I feel sad that you feel sad.

Are you kidding me?

little Tricia's got a mean old case of the detox blues.

That, and I stockpile from commissary.

It's a raw deal.

But that's pineapple soda.

And I'm healthy. Also ish.

Personally, I went on sad drugs when I got here,

Make it not broken.

So I go out and he's not in the waiting room, he's not in the lobby.

That maricon wouldn't know labor

Not too close, though. I'm contagious.

and throw yourself on his mercy.

Dimitri. So good to see you.

If I guess closest to the birth time, I could win a Twix.

Do you think that I'm a narcissist or a horse's ass?

I want to make an educated guess.

Yeah, stop here.

How did we go from not talking about kids at all

This is awesome.

But it's a hobby, though.

If the wrong person realizes there's product moving through this prison...