Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Big-time newspaperman.

Come around? Yeah.

I've got friends of my own, you know.

I'm sure it'll all be fine.

Red? But I'm color blind!

It always starts the same way,

I think you've got the wrong skin tone.

You know what I mean.

Let's see how good I am a week from now.

It's one junkie. It's an isolated thing.

You'll feel better in nine months.

This is for my Home slice

Probably makes it harder.

And you deserve that.

so I figured she knew more about the machines than I did.

I couldn't get the dryer open.

I'm not somebody's girlfriend.

I don't know. It went.

Porn. He just... He sent porn.

Huh? Hold it in

All right. You're doing great. Okay.

Please. Please! Please, don't go!

It's amazing how much he looks like John Goodman.

This fiance of yours...

Heard about your old roommate.

Sometimes it feels like there's never enough time,

I don't know. I need a little more light back here.

Man, this clinic my mom dragged me to,

Due to repairs, clean clothes can be picked up tomorrow.

I loved you, I loved having sex with you.

She has an irrational fear of the spin cycle. Won't step foot in here.

But you know what?

Who else is going?

Makes you a liar.

What do you mean?

No big deal. Even Bigfoot's gonna get laid sometimes.

He's on the fucking pavement, wrestling with the cab driver.

Get me out of here.

with a hot glue gun.

or that cute little sad face that might work on your fucking boyfriend.

Well, he's the face of the rules.

i look mask jackson

What's that supposed to mean?