Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dad came over recently for breakfast.

[bleep]. Oh, Dude, I'm starving. I'm starving.

- What number is he? - Seven.

I'd rather be than Paris.

I just turned 26 and I'm freaking the [bleep] out

the devastation that's on her face.

And I was like, "Girl, stop it."

- Sasha, come on in. - Come in.

Getting ready for the handball game. [bleep]

"I didn't know, like, she was married or whatever."

- to see if the outlet works? - Oh, smart. One sec.

did they really like each other?

I just put it in the fridge.

No, because I don't know what I'm doing.

French men need to just get their sh-- together.

It's weird, 'cause it's technically, like, the first boy

I'm excited for my friends to meet his friends.

I don't have very good examples of what I do want.

- Um. - With French?

than I thought I was gonna initially.

[coughs] No, so this dude just ghosted the sh-- out of me.

- that effort back-- - It's just rude.

I don't think it's gonna work.

I'm sorry if I'm with a man or a girl...

Should I give him my scarf?

You're making me nervous.

So the one-- Only person

- Hand! - Ball!

Come on, show me.

being so successful

Result. You can pick the next date.

and it also taught me that there's also been

Right now. Right off the bat. Yeah.

water polo without the water.

But that was popping, but then people stopped reading blogs.

That's the only thing stopping me.

I feel like Parisian men and men in general

- Hey. How're you? - So nice to see you.

Oh, this fridge smells so bad.

When I was a little girl when I first came here,

So, yes. That's Centre Pompidou.

Like there's no romance, it's just like,

like, a real commitment.

fuck yuou this week. lol who are you

I have no beef with that other person.

"I'll take some of that."

What is this, practice? Warm up?

Well, you look beautiful.

And she was like, "Oh, you know what?

I don't think I've like found someone

I literally have the perfect work life balance

- Damn it. - Gutter ball.

fabulous eyelashes, I respect that.

Literally, like I know nothing.

You think I can pull it off?

with such a small mindset.

- Cheers. - Cheers. Happy home.

Dad's been ----ing sick of my sh-- like, you know.