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I am a classy bitch.
that she was...
or all the words he's saying to you actually mean anything.
or just an our generation thing to,
You know, I keep that MF thing on me.
you know, he would like to see me
My apartment is super new.
Adja is very, very good
Aww!!
Yeah.
[upbeat music plays]
who here has a girlfriend right now?
Like there's no respect.
----ing go bitch. Damn right.
I'm in high school all over again.
put a Jewish woman in a kitchen, I do wonders.
A family friend offered me a position
So, it's like, I can't win.
of Murray Hill if you're in New York.
and she would still get all this male attention
How's-- how's Paris?
And I'm also kind of holding out because I don't--
The handball guy, his name is Leo.
and then they end the relationship anyway.
You have things to show for your dream.
Oh, darling.
- But what about you? - I'm in Manchester now.
with the six hour time difference from New York.
I feel like when I'm in America, I'm never courted.
For those kids were throwing those big flat Velcro disc
It's giving. It's giving everything.
Oh, smack it.
Manchester. Is it far from London?
I just want to hold you.
Hey, if you win, I hate you.
My family is massive
***
- Hey, babe. How're you? - Hey, baby.
I know I'm all over the place.
- Oh, I'm so excited. - I need a drink.
"Also her socks don't match." That's on me.
And like, they also like,
I'm either, like, at home, like, hardcore,
before like I came over here and started teaching.
Baby, your man is winning.