Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Eight AM. - See, the correct answers do not stop.
That's right. It's his.
- Jizzum-head! - Jizzum-head. Yeah, good one.
If I knew anything, would I be in this butt-hole class?
Oh, bye-bye, Freddy.
- I'll go get my things. - No, wait. You cooked dinner.
- Chainsaw, stop doing that. - Stop doing what?
You ever do that with one of your students?
I am Chainsaw.
- What are eggs? - I'll surprise you.
C, C, C, C... Trump in his last 24hrs in office
I don't know
This officer is here to see that there is no cheating.
- Well, go ahead. Teach. - Right.
You were fabulous. This is from both of us.
Hi, Chainsaw.
- Oh, I love that movie. - Yeah. Yeah, me too.
Oh, don't be a wuss.
It's starting.
and our hero, Leatherface, chainsaws his legs.
Save the phlegm. You're not driving anywhere.
- But a nice change. - Truly. Thumbs up.
I'm not having dinner with you.
- Was that the highest? - Well, almost.
Listen, man, you can't tell anybody, OK? They think I'm 21.
Wait a minute. You're not dismissed.
Does anybody need anything?
Bring those buns over here. Mama's got some software for you, baby.
If only I'd known sooner.
You expect me to relate to the written word
Come back, you dumb dildo. Wait, no, you're not a dildo.
Please take your seats.
What are eggs?
- It's a female thing. - Oh, yeah, I understand.
Hi.
- Maybe I should come back later. - Why?
Fast corners. That third loop was a surprise.
I might.
Goodbye, Mr. Shoop.
All of us.
Hey. Sorry about the noise.
- You wanna use my car? - I'm under adult supervision.
You looking for a seat?
You want me to lie? OK.
Cody At the end of social distancing
Jalen, how do you spell cat …. Ummmm …..
Please.
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very...
Come on.
That's great.
- and if you want me out, just say it. - No, no, I'm not the perfect wave.
luana bye and taina wikira. sue powell and sonia toyne.
my couch set on fire, my goldfish murdered,
- What did you do, pass out Valiums? - This is a natural lull.
It's OK, you can say bullshit in here.
Oh, this hand's gotta be free to put around the babes.
Your Honor, to keep a couple of students out of trouble.
The computer made an error.
- God, it was really American. - American, yes.
These are Mexican. You do not know what's in these babies.
...free. Here's how it works. All of us have been ripped off, right?
The wife and I almost burst into tears.
Yeah.
Mr. Shoop, I'm granting you tenure.
- I don't believe this greed. - Believe it, man. I need a houseboy.
Interesting phenomenon. What do you want from me?
- Thank you. - We take a lot of pride in our work.
There's room to negotiate.
- OK. - Let's go, people.
Fact: alcohol kills brain cells. You lose one more, you’re a talkin monkey.
Good.
Shoop, this girl's dyslexic.
Yeah, you are. But you could be doing so much better.
In return, we'll show up, we'll pay attention
- Mr. Shoop. - Ciao.
- Denise, can I have your paper? - No.
- Hi. - Hi, Pam.
- I certainly did. - You're full of bull.