Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You were a black Marine in 1968?

- Where's Mr. Shoop? - He has tendered his resignation.

- Well, if I was, would you say yes? - I might.

who's filling in for zak mermaid? hector namdi.

- This is worse than a gas station. - Yeah, I think I have to go too.

- Yeah. - Can Rhonda and I be excused?

If my mother came to dinner, he would give the dog a third eye or an extra leg.

- Hi, I'm Dave. - Ciao.

So you're all alone and you like young girls.

This whole class is jammed with ignorance.

I'm in love again.

The guy's been pretty cool.

Festival of screwups and their king.

The easiest thing to do is base your lesson plans

I passed! Oh, I passed! I passed!

- Is this my classroom? - Yes, it is.

Does this mean we can have dinner tonight?

- Officer, that's not really my vodka. - Is that your dog?

This is gonna be fun. OK.

From Murray's Liquor.

Me too. I can't stand it.

Shucks, Robin, I don't know.

Trump signing laws on January 19th...

before the college recruiters show up and try to drag you all off to Harvard.

who's filling in for sophie changeline? amy winehouse.

- Well, we love Italy. - Yeah.

we'll be stuck in traffic. And that's OK with me,

Carmine, get out of her way! Get the door.

You're not a hero.

There's a very valid reason for summer vacation.

who's filling in for mel dremenco? jasmin trutwein.

- Pinocchio. - Fellatio.

- I think you are a great girl. - And I think you're a great guy.

I got it easy, I have honor students. They're here voluntarily.

Why don't we take some field trips?

Mr. Shoop, why did you tell the arresting officers

What do you mean? You mean parallel park?

Isn't childbirth grounds for a makeup test?

Try and keep it down. Francis Gremp?

Stones' first farewell tour, '69. Get out of here.

Hey. Thanks for the help.

Shouldn't you be planning a field trip to 7-Eleven?

the original prom dates so you can have a random. oh ok we'll leave you to only fuck this up and get cut by the portcullis we'll dump you with the clowns. but know this: i'm not a sex toy. i know that but in saying that you've not felt like i've used it as an excuse to lather buscopan up i mean the droxcide terrible.

What is this? It's a lie.

Where's my roll sheet?

what became of emma raw? she went to brexit school and sneezed kfc.

- Sort of? - Well, she's in Hawaii.

I recommend this time, I pass.

Isn't there enough pain in the world?

That was the old word. My new one is money.

yes alida allonk? what do you want? i want to do some gouperiperipispering in gooseberry hill.

I'm all right. I'm Robin Bishop. I teach American history next door.

You lose one more, you're a talking monkey. Come on, get in.

Oh, Robin, Pam House, one of my students.

your idea of quality education?

on the students' own experiences.

Listen up, I wanna read you something:

Yesterday Alan came home nauseous, sneezing,

Thanks. So are you.

Kim's not that young. She's 21.

- and you haven't quit bugging me. - Wanna go out to dinner tonight?

- Larry, what do you want? - Bed.

Hi, honey, how was your day?

jayne apiluemupbieeleyley! jayne apiluemupbilleylleyley!

you'll have the opportunity to retake the exam.

- I'm not sure I agree, but it's possible. - This man should not be teaching.

Who are you talking to?

OK, gang, mark your calendars. Field trip next Monday.

One little fire.

But now that I know, I'll keep my eye out.

It's OK. I'll meet you at the airport. I'll get a cab. Take Wondermutt.

Fact you know why people get into wrecks driving drunk is because they don’t learn to drive drunk

What am I doing here? You do this every night?

- Yeah. - Well, I know.

- An apple. - For the teacher.

Thank you, Principal Kelban.

I'll tell Mr. Shoop when the time is right.

Make a right, please.

who's filling in for sharon james? ashley gallagher.

We should never have taken those little baby sips. That was wrong.

- The pizza. - Mussolini.

kerry toyne and sue bain. glenda bye and taina russell.

Cody at the end of social distancing ...

- You all feel that way? - I do.

only you knew then what you know now.

Like when Leatherface went on a strict diet of human flesh.

- Excuse me, Miss Bishop. - Mr. Shoop.

- Kevin. - Yeah?

I'm serious. He's so in love with himself, he ought to be dating a mirror.

Mr. Francis Gremp, president, Consumer Against Faulty Eyewear.

- To sum it up, I'm Chainsaw. - I'm Dave.

I've outgrown you.

You know Murray. Everybody knows Murray.

OK, start her up.

i'm not going to the kingsley office today zak mermaid! tickle tickle tickle! forget it! keep your hands to yourself ashley gallagher! good ashley i don't ever wanna see you at the center ever again!

The bunnies from hell!

Who's making that noise?

Hey, I mean it.

And you're also correct. Mr. Shoop, these charges will be dropped.