Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK. Break the seals on your test booklets now.
well raelene you're so philisoaphoisioal. thanks dear me phyllis needed to slip on soap with social.
- Can't. - See?
three, two, one!
Me and Chainsaw, we been sober for two days, four hours and 15 minutes.
- What's up? - Found these boys with alcohol.
But we need a teacher. What do you say, Mr. Shoop?
I'm not ready to be a mom.
but I'm sure that you'll enjoy their joie de vivre.
All right, have a seat. Let's see who the lucky winners are.
You're suspended until Kelban returns and fires you.
Well, it'll happen from time to time.
Girl, this ain't the Riviera.
I hate that kid.
- Good luck, honey. - Thanks, Mom.
Using a number two pencil, take your answer sheet and fill in your name.
- You're not the kind of guy I date. - Yeah? What kind are you dating?
I won't get in your way.
Do we have a deal?
What you have is a learning disorder called dyslexia.
How do you teach?
The person we admire most in the world is makeup artist
Had my body used for a tackling dummy, my house trashed,
- We'll see. - Good enough.
Signal left. Pull on out.
Hey.
tinks puss or a stinks twit or a whiper tous or a dracky boyder or whacky dracky mueller or a twinks stit! otherwise i'll call the police and you'll go straight to jail for slapping! yeah you show that evil fuck dad of yours ashley! he'll learn in jail next time he gets out of line double bolt the door and slam it shut.
please turn to page 46 in your textbook.
I like you that much.
I love it.
Unless you guys all pass that test, my job? Memorex.
Wait, you gave me your word.
Tell me you love him, I'll stop asking you out.
I turned you down for dinner at least a dozen times
Kim, get in the car.
You know, six weeks ago, I thought he had the IQ of a salad bar.
- Believe it? - No.
Kevin.
9:05 in the evening i'm all up in my feelings i'm calling your phone cause i can't get enough and i got work in the morning early early in the morning but who needs sleep when i'm living it up? oh why i gotta do this the hard way, my body wants to be in your arms babe. something i'll regreat in the morning.
It looks beautiful. Let's sit down, eat.
Get rid of that couch. That is a definite fire hazard.
- They all have to pass? - It's called teaching.
Today was phenom.
I submit that this man went to jail for his students.
I need your car.
ok let's press! (pushes button) wheeeeee! and by the way (shouting) graham gallagher don't call me allison statler butthead it hurts my feelings! in roman numerals. and out in the middle of nowhere. maybe it brings the tram here or maybe it's something to do with what brings the tram here i'm not really sure.
- What, alone? - I'll make friends.
And Shoop...
I'm sure you're aware that I'm teaching next door.
- Watch the sunset. - Sounds wonderful.
you're up for tenure. You want a job next year?
Oh, sorry, that's...
- See you. - Wait, wait! Mr. Shoop, wait!
How am I gonna tell you I love him when it's so new?
yes beryl celebrantsial? what do you want? i want to hoop up library books and tell maxine lewis to stuff it.
David was doing his homework too
Mr. Shoop. Oh, Mr. Shoop.
If you're even a little out of sync, you're grim,
- We failed. - He just said the average grade
And is signed, forgive me, Chainsaw,
- Professional courtesy. - No. You like me.
Mr. Gills sure does know his child psychology.
Where are we going, cockfights?
it used to be renie wona virus so she could travel internationally to make tuteam bridges proud but she quit so it would be marcus harris taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Oh, baby.
Boy, never, ever. There's our English teacher, let's ask him.
when someone asks how I'm feeling
Never mind.
Hey, I gotta say something. This whole thing is a joke.
No, he's a neighborhood dog.
Twenty, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15,
I'll make French toast for us. Do you like French toast?
Your teacher was arrested for giving vodka to some kids.
yes but then you had the choice of sushi or a bmx bike. but mommy i'm not really sure about that zing pop culture stuff on kickstarter it's just (kicks) hey don't kick me!
I'm Dave. I'm Chainsaw We'll see you at the movies
I don't care what your files say. You are not that dumb.
Why am I doing this?
WE LIVE!
All right.
Eakian, this party's getting weak.
What? What? What?
That's 125 percent improvement. Now, that's teaching.
forša svētdiena, bet esi aizmirsis, ka vēl brauc kopā ar instruktoru!
Thanks, man.
No previous test score because you ditched every test, but a 38.
I just hope having a maid
OK. I'm gonna collect your book reports.
Wait! Is this the same guy that took his English class to the petting zoo?
A woman of culture...
it's no big deal don't worry about it. ok then i won't worry about it.
- You look terrific. - Well, I'm feeling pretty good.
- All right, the power of the pen. - Hey, thanks, Chainsaw.
Teamwork, sportsmanship, how your friends look naked.
- Are we really that ready? - Ready? What time's the test?