Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.

I could bend a girder to any angle.

I'll have to check my program.

I'm going to go kill myself.

Why would a robot need to drink?

Yup. It's December 31, 2999.

Down boy! Bad president.

#YIDDISH #ENGLISH #XOROBA #PAPAMIENTA

Thank you for using Stop and Drop, America's favorite Suicide Booth since 2008

As luck would have it, I saved the chips...

A real live spaceship.

Not necessarily.

Has your race taken over the earth?

Well you can tell Johnson To bite my shiny metal ass

Torpe aww eructos adíos

Thanks for the offer, Professor...

You've got to the count of five to let me out of here.

but actually I'm glad.

and I don't even know what galaxy they were from.

i hate my life ,

Well, that's your job whether you like it or not...