Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I am. - You'll die.

To what use shall you put this achievement?

But most of the time, I sat in the card room of my fraternity house,...

Are you getting serious?

Jesus Christ, Norm.

They got some swell hooch here. They even wash the glasses.

Ah! "Fit you with a pair of concrete galoshes, see?"

(drunken singing)

Go on, move over.

Not a minister?

And I hung fresh towels on the washstand for you.

It's not healthy to get behind in that big game at Lolo.

Come on, guys. Let him breathe. He just got here.

Congratulations.

(paper rustles)

Brother, you've been away a long time.

- Well, he's not coming back. - At least he's got friends out there.

I could do that again!

I'm tired and I wanna go to jail

(Reverend) Oh me, oh my!

Good. Now throw it away.

Do much fishing out east?

"All except for the poor elder son...

- Is he hurt? - He's not hurt, he's just sick.

(background chatter)

I got it! Whoo, whoo, whoo!

I couldn't feel my hands! I'm thinking about my dog, Sport, that's with me.

Well, that's a good idea.

Yeah, he usually only eats what he can hit on the road.

Every girl you need to know will be there... without Momma!

Just get us a table, for four.

- Not Montana. - Then what?

- (Murphy) Preacher! - Preacher?

(clears throat)

Oh, I’ll never leave Wyoming brother.

Teaching literature.

(dice clatter on table)

- (coughs) - (conductor) All aboard!

(Neal) Mrs Miller's still alive?

I'm proud of you.

No, this is Norman.

I said "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me what they're biting on?"

I got some chicken salad sandwiches in the car,...

And I realised that in the time I was away,...

The sun don't bother me!

- (car horn) - Whoa! Whoa!

...and that the moment could not last.

(Reverend) What are you working on? Do you have any new stories to tell us?

The rules at Anaconda mines say "No breaks, not even for the john."

Hi, there, Mr Sweeney.

Thanks for coming to see me last night(!)

(she moans softly)

...and a river runs through it.

Did you get a picture?

It's 2,000 miles away. They got more than a dozen papers there.

- To hell with him. - I thought we were supposed to help him.

(all shout in delight)

Uh, you know the house rules as good as I do, Paul.