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Yeah, but the hand that we already have didn't produce any identifiable DNA,
Guys, so I checked Bruna's secret wire account,
Eve doesn't want it, so it's useless to me.
[Lucifer sighs]
Enough with the childhood embarrassing stories, thank you.
Without the human?
Hey, Gabriel. You got a minute?
But first, who wants another hot dog? [laughs]
Well, I'll know exactly when you want me to do that thing you like, for example.
I'll be there for you whenever and wherever you need me.
You don't know that she's gonna end up in Heaven.
No. Mnh-mnh.
I never thought I'd see you retire.
[grunting]
Nothing lasts forever, son.
for serving rare, illegal animals.
Is there anything I can do to help?
Yes, before Dad names me God 2.0, he needs a retirement plan.
I am.
But Father said Hell no longer needed a warden.
mine's different.
Just like your dad said that he didn't have time for your mom.
She couldn't even keep up with her Fitbit challenges.
But if we get him to sell us one of his deliciously illegal meats, then voila!
[Ella groans]
[groans]
His godlike wife didn't have time for him.
She was dead before she hit the water.
So that's it? I've got no choice in the matter?
I'd like to speak with the owner, please.
What?
No need for them anymore now that I'm retiring.
A woman called from the aquarium asking about the donation,
I'm trying my best.
I'll become omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. All the omnis.
No, I have no idea.
Your wife died?
-Wonderful. Who do you think's in charge? -My guess. The impressive chap in red.
Eh. Heard and understood.
[animals shriek]
[Lucifer] Mm.
it was too late.
D-Doesn't matter.
turns out having a soul mate that can die…
She's the brightest, nicest, most caring, honest person ever.
Who told you that?
Well, she emails too much. I send her straight to spam.
-[speaks Japanese] -[man chuckles] Oh!
Oh, merely a slight snag.
[sighs] …bald eagle.
Well, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Bruna Lorenzoni, 33, chief operator of the aquarium.
Now that you have a new soul, maybe you'll go too.
It's best they don't find out until Dad makes it official.
-So you're giving us your alibi? -I watch cop shows. I know how this works.
I didn't mean to kill her.
Who had access to the aquarium grounds after hours?
So how many of these games do you want me to win
I don't need your help.
I mean, even the darkest, most morbid stuff gets you excited,
Hmm. I couldn't imagine a more suspicious time to suddenly free Willy.
-Together. -[Lucifer] Yeah.
He died.
Definitely going to Hell.
And I just wonder if when you're actually ruling the universe,