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I'd like to speak with the owner, please.
No. Mnh-mnh.
She couldn't even keep up with her Fitbit challenges.
I'll become omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. All the omnis.
-Wonderful. Who do you think's in charge? -My guess. The impressive chap in red.
You don't know that she's gonna end up in Heaven.
I'll be there for you whenever and wherever you need me.
A woman called from the aquarium asking about the donation,
Hey, Gabriel. You got a minute?
Eh. Heard and understood.
Guys, so I checked Bruna's secret wire account,
But first, who wants another hot dog? [laughs]
Well, I'll know exactly when you want me to do that thing you like, for example.
I didn't mean to kill her.
[Ella groans]
it was too late.
It's best they don't find out until Dad makes it official.
Oh, merely a slight snag.
Is there anything I can do to help?
Hmm. I couldn't imagine a more suspicious time to suddenly free Willy.
What?
So how many of these games do you want me to win
Now that you have a new soul, maybe you'll go too.
mine's different.
Who had access to the aquarium grounds after hours?
[animals shriek]
Well, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Definitely going to Hell.
She's the brightest, nicest, most caring, honest person ever.
Bruna Lorenzoni, 33, chief operator of the aquarium.
I mean, even the darkest, most morbid stuff gets you excited,
Nothing lasts forever, son.
His godlike wife didn't have time for him.
-Together. -[Lucifer] Yeah.
I'm trying my best.
I am.
No, I have no idea.
turns out having a soul mate that can die…
[groans]
Just like your dad said that he didn't have time for your mom.
Who told you that?
He died.
Eve doesn't want it, so it's useless to me.
She was dead before she hit the water.
But if we get him to sell us one of his deliciously illegal meats, then voila!
Enough with the childhood embarrassing stories, thank you.
for serving rare, illegal animals.
No need for them anymore now that I'm retiring.
Your wife died?
I don't need your help.
And I just wonder if when you're actually ruling the universe,
Yes, before Dad names me God 2.0, he needs a retirement plan.
-So you're giving us your alibi? -I watch cop shows. I know how this works.
-[speaks Japanese] -[man chuckles] Oh!
[grunting]
Well, she emails too much. I send her straight to spam.
So that's it? I've got no choice in the matter?
But Father said Hell no longer needed a warden.
Without the human?
I never thought I'd see you retire.
[sighs] …bald eagle.
D-Doesn't matter.
[Lucifer sighs]
[Lucifer] Mm.
Yeah, but the hand that we already have didn't produce any identifiable DNA,