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Ooh, sounds so European.
It's my turn…
Huh. Okay. Got it. Well, in Earthly matters,
And then after a few years, we would switch.
What about all the other angels? Are they gonna be okay with this?
She won't be here until later, but thank you.
You know, that's a nice work-life balance, Lucifer.
I'm Penelope.
She was putting the money back into the aquarium to save the fish.
Now sharks swallow their meals whole,
My child.
He gave up his dream of becoming a detective to support your career.
So, I thought, what better way to prove that I'm God material
She said that she'd been telling me about our financial issues for years.
No, she was, but she wasn't trying to stop me.
and I cannot believe I am saying this…
I'm sorry, Mom.
You don't want me to be God, do you?
Doing figure eights in one of the tanks.
[hesitates]
when I'm God, I'll know the answers to all your questions.
There's plenty more fish in the sea.
[chuckles]
-God, you say? -Mm-hmm.
now that we know you're not losing it,
You can call me God.
Sounds to me like Bruna wasn't the only one playing God.
-Pieces were found scattered in the tank. -Obviously, death by shark, right?
I only bought her good legal stuff.
the more I realized I was.
She said she needed to sell $47,000 worth,
I can't believe I'm saying this, but…
My hunch paid off. My--
I think Amenadiel might like to hear that too.
Impossible, Dad, you're omniscient.
-No, I never blamed you, Mom. -No. [chuckles]
Actually, we have decided…
-[grumbles] -Wait.
-Oh, thank you. -Yes, thank you.
I became a cop so that I could do good and help people.
Because that'll be what Squee tortures me with in Hell, okay?
The position his body would land on the ground.
and aside from a few endangered fish gone missing,
-Yes, I serve exotic meats. -[phone whooshes]
Relax, Detective, I'm invulnerable, remember?
But wasn't there a time that all you wanted was to go back there?
Retirement? What are you--
So I turned her down.
So, if Lucifer is God, I can think of crazier things.
Sorry, I thought I heard you say you were quitting the LAPD.
I don't find it nearly as difficult as you made it out to be.
Mom, are you okay?
Dad, what if you self-actualize too?
Hmm?
That's what partners do, right?
head in his phone, not paying attention,
Recognize anyone?
Hangovers… never should have existed in the first place. [laughs]
It's not up to me anymore.