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Now there's a ringing endorsement for my campaign poster.
I'm sorry. Lucifer did what?
Well, after finally listening to what Dad's been telling me all along,
Yesterday, on my morning run,
You look good enough to eat.
Maybe it's catching up to you.
I mean, how can I call you "the Detective" if you're not actually a detective?
Lucifer!
[waiter] Would you like to hear our specials?
And as God, you'll have the power to help, well, everyone.
The place was in dire straits. Without the 47K, the aquarium would go under.
Hello, my sons.
but Heaven's never been a democracy.
The exact same amount that Bruna told Jeremy she needed.
How are you holding up?
Son.
No, I--
Part of me hoped she was cheating on me,
It's what you said at dinner.
Can't do what?
I want you to change who can sit on the throne.
I was-- I was too hands-off.
[chattering]
Really?
I brought Trixie a chocolate cake.
You've been coming to see me ever since you caught Pete.
Hai! [man grunting]
the chances are even slimmer with this arm.
I'll find you a match if it's the last non-God thing I do.
Losing her over and over and over.
Yeah, as Hell's torturer.
-So she was selling her fish. -[Ella] That's not all.
-[typing] -[sighs]
[inhales]
Like all of us archangels gathered here on Earth,
[mutters]
Caused a lot of problems between me and my wife.
[sighs] Maze, I am sorry that I didn't tell you about your mother.
-[normal accent] Leverage. -So like a sting-date combo.
[shushing]
[men murmuring]
Lucifer, you okay?
But maybe Dad could do with a new partner.
so you can change one of the rules of Hell for me.
It's good to see you, brother.
-[God] Hot dogs or burgers, my children? -[Lucifer] Rude.
[chuckles]
[chuckles] Wonderful,
Sorry, sir, you have the wrong idea.