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[in French accent] Leverage.
It was pretty much all work.
Uh, Golden Oldies has the best salad bar,
been elsewhere.
[chuckles]
Wow.
[inhales] I could have been a better father to you.
Unless…
Anyway, if you'll excuse us, sister,
before we visit Lucifer's retirement homes?
[Penelope and God laugh]
Dad?
[scoffs] Well, actually, it's not going to be Amenadiel.
Yeah. Uh, Detective, I just realized,
You got this, right?
Which of his bones would shatter?
Sir, we don't serve endangered animals here.
-[Chloe, God] Hmm. -[woman] Oh!
No, he said it was up to us to figure it out, but why?
I already told him.
Hanjobadiel?
Everyone thinks I'm a good person.
[Chloe] Mom!
I feel fine.
Oh, yeah, that's definitely still happening.
It was an emotional round of golf.
[chuckles] But something's been bothering me.
Lucifer, you don't have to become God anymore.
Can you smell what I'm cooking?
Marine conservationist Bruna, whose whole life was that aquarium?
[sighs]
so with water and stomach acid,
[sighs]
[exhales]
Lucifer's come a long way.
Hold on. Lucifer's doing what?
anywhere.
Well, Lucifer is surprisingly great at big picture kind of stuff.
Oh, darling.
And I'm sorry, but unless you have a warrant,
I ran Hell for millennia. Have any of you run your own kingdom?
And I am very proud of the man you've become.
-Who found the body? -Elizabeth Newman.
Brother Zadkiel,
tell me, Godfrey.
What's it gonna be, hmm?
Hi. What are you doing here?
-Maze! Don't-- [groans] -[urinating]
Which, when I say out loud, sounds selfish--
Lucifer has my full support.
[chuckles] Detective!
Oh.
-No. -Amenadiel, tell him it's you.
-Who's your favorite brother? -Oh!
Not when I know Eve will end up in Heaven.
♪ Time to lay down the law, whoa! ♪
I saw this guy about to cross the street,
Well, who would be more angry
[grunting]
What kind of work-life balance did you have?
Huh.
Michael? [scoffs] Well, he won't get away with that sorta thing when I'm in charge.
-Hi. -[exhales]
Oh, my gosh.
I thought you wanted to be God.
I know.
You weren't answering your phone.
You've both lost spouses. So, there's that.
She was a pillar of our marine conservation community.
Lucifer asked you to talk to me about my retirement.
to spend time in hers.
But…
Were you off planning your retirement?
It's going to be the handsomest of us all.
So, Bruna wasn't aware of what you were up to?
Right.
like, really vivid things.
Which means…
[sighs] Whatever it is, it can't be good.
None of these beautiful creatures deserve that.
I've given you a life of choice.