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You got a beautiful Black man back there, all that cacao skin,
Ooh, but I don't trust it. It's too much eye contact.
It can't just be him following me from room to room,
So, how does this work?
Hey, is she single? 'Cause, you know, since the divorce,
Oh, I didn't nail it.
You wanna get fucking drunk? -Very badly.
Fucking guy.
and then grab some tacos with the boys and go to Theo's.
["Frightening Fishes" by Benjamin Gibbard playing]
Oh, boy.
Hey. Morning. You a potato girl?
Hello over there? -You can't help yourself, can you?
Yeah?
If you're worried that sh-she won't come through for you,
[chuckles]
Are you okay?
Hey. I need a little guy energy.
Whoa, who's Connor?
Okay. I gotta say, man, you seem lighter, energized.
I just really need a win today.
Yes or no? -Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, cool. It's really good to see you.
Yeah? [inhales deeply] Um...
and then you called me incredible, and I know that I'm not incredible. It's--
that would be great.
Okay. -Okay.
[clicks tongue]
It's okay because I'm fucking proud of what we accomplished today.
I can-- I can do it. I'm gonna fucking nail it. Let's go.
Oh, it's a great way.
and I mean it went everywhere, okay? But now this is it.
Oh! Oh, no. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. -Oh, my God.
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