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Oh, hey, Jimmy.
How about if I find some time next month,
This is the worst day of my life.
Christ, you're everywhere. [sighs]
You know how you're always criticizing me about my parenting?
Boil 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em,
Oh, no. Come on, Connor, not a candle. -I know.
We were responsible, I promise.
I remember the basketball you said you got her.
Why do we come all the way here when we could just talk at home?
Any butt involved.
Thank you.
Morning, Jimmy.
a new photo of Mason. -Oh.
Do I look upset? -No.
Me too.
I am so glad. [chuckles]
Hello?
When I ran into Paul, I assumed he knew that Sean had moved in.
Did she tell you that, if things are taking too long,
I have so many questions.
[Gaby vocalizing]
Oh, actually, Connor's coming home from college tonight.
And I was like,
Stay on your side of the fence, Liz.
So, how's your mom? Yeah. -She's good.
Zero chance.
My farm box came with way too many potatoes.
Really just getting all the details.
[chuckles] It was amazing.
Did you use protection?
Sean,
And we were horny as fuck.
[sighs] I don't know, man. Come on.
He's a handsome kid. -Yeah. [sighs] He looks like his dad.
or drop them off at my office downtown?
You're welcome.
Okay.
"Hey, do you wanna maybe lose our virginities so we can get it over with?"
hunt for agates, bring 'em home, rinse 'em off,