Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Indiana, our Indiana ♪

They're coming to race in Indianapolis! The team Cinzano!

Then why don't you get lost now?

What the hell are they doing here?

At least I was once!

It's these damn French fries. Hey, they're my damn French fries.

When I was 19, I was working in the quarry ten hours a day.

J And the glory of old I.U. J I.U.!

[ Rod ] Come on!

Look what happened to him.

It's a beaut, right?

♪ O'er the land of the free ♪

One man may fall back, another may be exceptional...

You were there handing out the checks.

I have to go in.

♪ That our flag was still there ♪

and their head looks like the frying pan with the handle and everything?

Aren't you glad we got fired from the A & P?

I'm just tired of it, Evelyn. I'm tired of worrying about him.

Funny shit. Funny.

I was young and slim and strong.

I wouldn't mind thinking I was somebody myself.

We could always strangle him while he's asleep.

Refund? Refund?

I counsel peace.

[ Man ] Look out.

Uh, look, Mike.

I want some American food, damn it! I want French fries!

Goddamn see-through coffee.

It's “lty” food. I don't want no “lty” food.

I'm gonna have this out with him now!

[ Dave] Mike! Mike! Hold on, Mike!

Just this once, Papa.

I wonder what it's like to kiss a coed. Wonder about that a lot.

Sigma Tau Omega team.

Zucchini and linguine and fettuccine.

I didn't want you to be this miserable.

Just a second. It's Dave Stohler from the Cutter team...

Well, I go back to work tomorrow.

Go, you cutter, go!

Where are you going? I got a job in Chicago.

I carry this with me all the time.

'Course I must. Do I have any choice?

[Scoffs] You mean you've been chasing me with this?

I sold one of my worst cars to one of them today.

My folks said I could have some of their furniture from the basement.

I can't see him!

ridden on a one-quarter mile track.

What if you gave him a job?

He's shaving. Well, so what?

♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪

But, Evelyn, look what's happened to him. He's turned into an “lty.”

♪ J' [ Organ ] [ Chorus, Audience ] ♪ Indiana, our Indiana ♪

Hey, uh, Dave, me and Nancy, we're going to get married.

If I wanted whistling, I'd get a bird.

♪ J' [ Continues ]

♪ And light my pyre ♪

Papa, if you gave him your word, then we have to take the car back.

- He's getting a job. - So?

[ Announcer On Radio ] So after 25 laps,

Well, there was no paper, but you gave me your word.

Sure look like they've got it made.

Just drop that Italian shit, too, all right?

welcome to today's Cinzano 100-mile road race.