Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(GRUNTS LOUDLY)
You loser!
the web like flies. Revenge will be ours.
(EXHALES) Ohh!
Hey! You forgot your sunblock.
There's no guest for the guest.
everyone expects you to be out all day frolicking.
I didn't want to get fired from my fake job.
You should get your boys a dog.
It hurt.
Polo!
Or our heads will be torn off!
Give me a break. You don't know the first thing about camping.
Yes, it does. It totally does!
Well, maybe it's for the best. I think he should really move on.
Listen, shrimp, the reason I'm here in this ridiculous outfit
(CRACKING)
Rowley stuck the middle finger to the camera! However, for him it was the stunt double.
GREG: From what I hear,
there's something I have to tell you.
Here you go.
Frank Heffley.
Stinky worms!
(STAMMERING) Yeah! Well, my plans changed.
You actually got a job?
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
It can't be happening!
It's true. I was working the ride that day.
(SCOFFS) - Thirty, love.
Have a good time!
Okay. Well, you snuck me in.
What are we going to do, play Twisted WarlockalL day?
Uh oh worm stinky fart!
Hold it up!
I don't waste my time with video games anymore.
The Cranium Shaker?
I can't wait to hit the hay.
...but for some reason, I've never clicked with Mr. Jefferson.
Yes, Officers?
Dad, no!
You can't do that! You can't do that!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
BOTH: (WHISPERING) Coach Malone?
And Artie... his underwear, made out of horsehair.
But he couldn't wiggle out of it, that would set a bad example.
What?
Summer takes a fall It's winner take it all
Sweetie.
It's amusing.
RODRICK: Great.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
whose second cousin's half-brother
Crowded today?
If that dog does anything to Tingy...
That's Heather Hills.
(BRAYING)
(LAUGHING EVILLY) (EXPLORERS SCREAMING)
If you consider the old woodsman
Time to sell some C.D.'s.
STUDENT 1: I used to play video games.
I know.
No.
You should come!
Here we will impress upon him our three cornerstones to success:
(GASPS) A TV?
MRS. JEFFERSON: Hi, Amy.
How?
How rude of me. Hello.
That's pretty high.
We can call him Sweetie.
I thought you were going to call me.
I'm gonna go away on a little vacation
Rodrick!
I'll start.
One Time, I Washed My Dick & Balls in Your Kitchen Sink That’s Why It Was Filthy, Funky & Stinking for that Whole Week
They let us off easy!
Don't let him have that.
Did you hear what happened last summer?
Ohh, ahh, ohh
Me!
Yeah... Ultimate Tennis on the Wii.
RODRICK: Löded Diper’s coming to rock town near you!
Hit that button!
(EXCLAIMING IN DISTRESS)
Manny?
Whoo! For you I would have done whatever
I have nine hundred and forty-nine e-mails?
Do whatever you want.
GREG: It seems the only break I'll get this summer is at the country club.
Hoot-hoot! Hoot-hoot!
We like to share, it's more fun that way.
Happy Fourth of July!
(BARKING)
We didn't want to overwhelm you.
This song goes out to a very special little lady.
went on this ride and got decapitated.
So bounce.
"A man who never made a mistake..."
Explorers! Install camp!
(WHISTLES)
Weird.
Rowley! What are you doing next week? Löded Diper needs roadies!
What'd she call me?
Through these gates is a world in which your boy will learn to thrive.
(DIARY OF A WIMPY KID THEME PLAYING)
(BARKING) - Oh!
(WHISPERING) Don't tell him, Greg.
This is impossible.
...it takes a while to get here
(YELLING)
(HISSING)
How about I get some real books? Classics.
As your father knows...
GREG: That didn't sound good.
You were. You're talking to yourself because you're scared.
If you're around, I could comp you chicks some tickets.
Hey.
Holly, you didn't finish writing...
What's an internship?
(LAUGHING)