Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

without going completely postal. My God! We're just one person!
This is unbelievable! I'm gonna have this framed for the dining room!
Where... Shoot, the linen delivery.
As my mother always says, Somebody has to answer the phones.
Why don't we narrow our field of conversation down to Rory?
I don't think he meant fine as a slam or as a monologue.
I'm sorry.
And every single time, I come back to the same conclusion.
Fine. Then I will curse you constantly and in several languages.
- Ms. Gilmore? - Where is the test?
And that here at Chilton, we try to beat that humanity right out of you.
No Black Sabbath.
- You're stupid, blind, and clumsy. - At least I'm not French.
- Lane! - Sorry.
Yes, and I'm asking you to please educate my kid.
I hate when I'm an idiot and don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy.
Polo.
- No. Those are purple. - Yes. Purple is festive.
$375 and you take it right now.
No one's listening.
So she used it as a blanket for a while, and then as a diaper on this shopping trip.
- The dog ate my homework. - Excuse me?
Only Chef Sookie St. James could make a simple salad...
- Okay, just a minute. - I've got it.
"- Hello, Bookworm. - Finally."
How do we find out?
Hey, Mary!
which I only made once in the last three weeks...
Really? Did you guys exchange the secret handshake?
- Lorelai, look. - I'm sorry.
I hope Rory adjusts to this place. We need her here.
I'm going to a serious school. I need serious paper.
- I'm closing the door now. - No, wait.
- You got the 16 part right. - I was off by 75 years.
with this wine.
I know that this is a terrible intrusion, but...
- What a baby. - These are $300 Italian loafers.
He couldn't have meant it any other way.
- Is that a no? - Is there no one else you can bother?
This school is so different from Stars Hollow.
or the glasses with the big nose.
There's coffee in the back.
You'll never catch up, and you'll never beat me.
My grandmother and first cousin died.
What's wrong with you...
- I'm going for the other foot. - Don't! Drella, to your corner now.