Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sir, you did it!

Aw, see, I knew Brian

Oh, hey, cool shirt.

And of course, in Portnoy's Complaint

TV is how stupid losers spend their time. Taco Bell instead of Popeyes. Little Einsteins on Disney channel. Little Einsteins on NBC 30. Bologna with grandpa. Bologna with uncle Mike.

Mm, sorry, Dad.

I mean, you went to Brown,

But, Chris, you got to take advantage.

Good evening, all.

Hey, Chris, what's on the mug?

Come on, get out of here.

Uh, I don't... What, uh, what do you mean by that?

I SCRAPED MY PEE PEE IN MY BUTT screaming

Meg, to your room, right now! I don't find it funny for you to talk to your father like that, it's unacceptable behavior! I expect you to stay there for 10 minutes, and think about what you're doing! Lois, every time she behaves that way, you ignore it. Do you hear what I'm saying?

you've got the guy who's living near the water...

like that Doogie Howser kid who's getting so much ass.

Meg, what’s the special pie today? Uh, deep shit blueberry bacon.

#בעסאךלאדא #םוזיואל #ןו ןוגע #אזכוח

and girlie movies is a sacred thing.

when talking to a coworker in the bathroom.

What are you talking about, Peter?

you are about to enter the court of judge juderjerusalem! the rulings are shiendalinal! the cases are carssîschracks! the people are just judy on justice! this is only real just without many nannied jewish shiendalins!

Oh. Well, you could've just knocked on the door and asked.

Well, I Think We All Learned Something Today