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You wanna run this way. Catch the ball like that.
- Let's find out. - Here.
Let's go, buddy. Let's go. Let's go.
You too, sweetie. You too.
I'm proud of you, man. I'm really proud of you.
Hey, that was your play! That was your play.
while growing up, I was never much for sports,
Sorry I'm late, but l've been up to my ears in rat pellets all day.
All right.
Batting for the Yankees, Danny Patello.
Well, good luck with that.
That's right. Stay away from crack too.
our heroes overseas,
I'm too young to have a stalker.
Your old man help you pee too?
Way to go! Tanner.
Two-thirds, that's it?
All right! All right, Amanda!
Nice. Sorry, good catch.
B-E-A-R-S! Go, Bears! Go, Bears!
We got...
Kiss my ass. Kiss my ass.
- Give me! Give me-- - Hey, watch it!
- You know where he is? - Right here.
Bad news for the Rockets, that's what it means.
I have to remind you, Mr. Buttermaker,
You go and put it on ice. Come on, sit down.
What the hell happened to you, Tanner?
- Come here. - No, stop.
That's the kind of horseshit I'm talking about.
This game is about a lot more than talent, son, believe me.
Bad news for Team 11, that's what it means.
We got one, we got two, pitch this one out! Easy out.
Down the hall and to the left, fatty.
Okay.
Aren't you supposed to be in left field?
- Number 28, Tyler Cohen. - Can't win if they don't score.
Why, I heard he broke both of his arms.
Why the hell would I want to play baseball?
I already told you, to the batting cages.
Hey, cut it out, poop-face!
Hey, Bears, thanks for batting practice.
You can love it, but believe me, it don't always love you back.
No, I'm good.
ln Sun Valley.
I'm gonna bounce you out of the league.
and it said Mr. Buttermaker played pitcher for the Seattle Mariners
Lupus, you go to second base.
Bad news for the Pelicans, that's what it means.
Also, you'll wanna write your names on them,
ls just-- I don't know, is just better.
Okay.
ls that all you got?
...or a loser?
that it is Summer Discount Days at Valley Chevy Subaru.
Remember how bad we sucked two weeks ago?
Now, come on, get out of here. You're creeping the kids out.
BUT HE’S A WHITE
on how you feel about yourself in the next year.
The throw was here on time. That was stupid!
Pipky po chytání leskoptví...
What the hell's wrong with you guys?
Excellent. There you go.
No deal?
Get under it! Get under it!
Bears! Bears! Yay, Bears!
You lie your ass off. it's the only way. Look, this is America.
- Get to your drug-out, you... - Buttermaker, dugout!
- Yeah, I do. - Yeah?
Perhaps.
so my body becomes a fat-burning machine
- What the hell is a skate band? - You know, a skate band.
- Safe! - Lupus!
Hey, I'm just trying to help.
And you're all on the team.
Engelberg, what kind of diet lets you eat seven hot dogs?
who lifted a calf every morning until one day
You made me climb under houses looking for rats.
- Gorgeous. - I don't know, it's a little--
Strike one!
So one game, you want to quit, is that it?
That's the way, buddy! That's what I'm talking about, right there.
Out!
...great on chicken.
I can't go out there, I'm in a wheelchair.
and look at me.
is that we win.
How the hell was I supposed to know he was a bleeder?
Nice!
Pick your gloves up.