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Hey, don't talk like that. What's wrong with you?
Okay, coming at you.
Look, it's a legitimate business, honey.
Hey, Garo, come here.
Ahmad, let's keep it going, buddy! Way to go!
Bad news for the Celtics, that's what it means.
Okay, listen up.
Amanda, your training bra's too tight!
Time!
Let's go, Prem.
There you go!
- Anyway, I think I can help you. - Yeah?
Okay.
You got a few hits today.
- Really? - Yeah.
Yeah, it's the Bears' best player.
We're knocking on the door, understand? Come on, let's go!
Hit the ball, buddy.
What does that mean for the Giants? Bad news for the Giants!
Hey, who wants a beer?
Come on.
Garo Dara-gaga-braga-dagian. What the hell is that,
Safe!
Calm down, it's a piece of crap anyway.
Yes, sir. Way to go, Kelly!
Bad news for the Raptors, that's what it means.
Feel what?
Look...
You wear makeup?
I have to eat all the time to keep my metabolism up
On a game like this, kids,
We're celebrating.
You know, there's a Mennonite anecdote
and there's no winners.
and then the next thing you know, he's in that cocoon...
They don't even like Africans up there.
with getting older and...
they're going to sue my ass so hard, they're going to garnish my turds.
Kevin
- Way to go, Amanda. Good game. - Pitched a good game, Amanda.
Twenty-five, huh?
I know you're down...
- Break it up! - Break it up!
You know, I got a job.
Look, the fact of the matter is...
Hell, no. That's nonalcoholic. I'm driving, you know.
He's a dick. He thinks he's better than us.
Where are you gonna go?
Bad news for the liberals Thats what it means
Let's go, let's go!
I was thinking more along the lines of the dangerous type.
Kelly.
Jesus Christ.
See you there.
Bad news for the Athletics, that's what it means.
Yes, crack is bad too.
I heard he broke some kid's arm who owed him money.
Hey, Engelberg, if you do that again, you'll learn how to surf.
Kelly, how you doing?
The season starts tomorrow.
I need to make money.
Yes, and he wants to win just like everyone else.
Well, it was the end of the season, you know, September call-ups.
Oh, yeah.
lt's more fun than a taffy pull, I promise you.
- That'll make quitters out of them. - They don't have to quit.
So if you're going to yell at somebody, you yell at me, okay?
Strike one!
- Ready. One, two, three. - Bears!
Yeah, I got enthusiasm flying out my ass.
Great.
lt's all right, kid. You had a helmet on. lmagine if you didn't.
I can't.
You stand still. Stop it! Stop it!
Way to go, Kelly! We're going to the championship!
and they're wrong.
There it is!
Run! Run!
Okay.
Hey, Buttermaker, you gotta get your uniform orders in.
All right, guys, inside corner of the bag.
So calm your ass down.
Anything even close to you, you suck it up.
and Toby is really excited to play, aren't you, honey?
You understand me?
- Yeah. - Where are we going?
- I'm a damn loser, and you know it. - No, you're not. Not to me.
Lupus.
- That's the tooth fairy, you homo. - Actually, he only broke one arm.
We can go to Zuma.
How many are in there?
Me talking to Pittsburgh after that game
Whatever.
lt was the bottom of the seventh-- Top of the seventh.
Say it again! Say it again!
Go, baby! Go, baby! Go, baby!
Bad news for the Grizzlies, that's what it means.
Way to go, honey.
Go, Toby!
Well, sometimes it's better if the ball hits you.
No sweat.
...your second-place trophy.
Now you can quit your bitching about the whole uniform thing.
Could you please remove your hand from my space?
But anyway, I think-- I'm just saying, pat yourselves on the back.
red pepper and oregano.
Next batter's an easy out.
Don't do the arm cross.