Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

''l'll see you later''? I thought you said he was out.

You know, I never thought l'd hear myself say,

- I'll be fine. I'm cool. - You sure?

Bad news for the Pelicans, that's what it means.

Look, guys, I know l've been lazy...

full of empty promises. And I'm not going to put that on you guys.

l've quit just about everything I ever tried in my life.

lt is a dictatorship, and I'm Hitler!

Let's go. Keep your eye on it.

Thanks a lot, Ray.

After three years?

- Good going, man. - Great catch.

You're up next, Kelly. Come on, let's go.

Way to go, Miguel! Good catch, buddy!

No offense, but that ''Ms.'' Whitewood friend of yours,

This is Amanda Whurlitzer. She's your new pitcher.

All right, can you believe it? it's here, opening day.

Way to get down the line.

You could have hurt him.

Why didn't you stay?

Pipky po chytání leskoptví.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Calm down, Boilermaker. it's just a show with some stupid band.

Good game. Way to go, Lupus.

Strike three! You're out!

Even if it means giving up a little game time.

I think maybe we ought to walk him.

Smells like somebody ate a fifth of Scotch for lunch again.

Not for me to say.

I make a living killing rats to pay rent on a trailer.

Mr. Bill Deaver.

- Can't even move. - Hey, guys, come on.

Don't you remember?

You're just a kid.

Morris ''The Blade.''

they're scared of us, and you want to give up. ls that the deal?

But he’s a white.

I feel really good about it, don't you?

- Aztec or something? - Armenian.

Listen to me going on and on. You know what it takes.

Bad news for the Spurs, that's what it means.

Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is.

When someone asks me if i ever feel rich

Bears forfeit! Game over!

What the hell is wrong with you, dipshit?

What are you talking about? He got it.

Three feet! Three feet! Oh, you want to see spit?

Well, one goes to four, four goes to five, two goes to three,

Now, Friday we play the Angels.

Right this way. Good.

I wanna tell you something.

- number 5, Kelly Leak. - Come on, Kelly!

You played your asses off against...

Can't hope for miracles, can you?

Agilar. Miguel and Jose.

Fourteen stitches. Like that means something.

Don't be a smart-ass. I could have called the cops on you for that.

What's the--? What's the cripple kid's name?

- Come on, Buttermaker-- - Just stop it!

Does she think I'm 1 1 ?

They're playing ball now, man. They're playing ball.

Me when my boss asks if I’m bringing a plus 1 to the Office Xmas party

Sometimes, I don't know, it's just-- it's like that story I was telling you

Mr. Buttermaker.

I didn't say that.

Go away, Boilermaker. You're scaring off the clientele.

I gotta tell you, this is my favorite team.

No, it's Mark McGwire.

- None of you can play worth shit. - Oh, yeah?

...and irresponsible, and a few other things I could mention.

They smelled that shit up in Fresno.

Restaurants, sporting goods stores, you know.

I don't need this crap, I'm out.

I got something for you. You're gonna dig this.

You Lie Your Ass Off. It's The Only Way. Look, This Is America.

Why can't I just hit the ball like everyone else?

Bad news for the Giants!