Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Bloodfarts.

because that's how you get crabs.

Now, come on, I'll take you home. Let's go.

- Let's go, guys. All right. - Buttermaker, come here.

of having to justify myself to parents who drop the kid off at 4:00,

Now, what the hell is going on?

Raise your hand, Lupus. He can't see you sitting behind

we've actually improved by a considerable percentage.

Here comes daddy.

''l don't smoke.'' ''She said she was 1 8.'' You know, stuff like that.

He is. I just lost the bet, and now I have to go out with him.

''To Coach Buttermaker from league headquarters.

All right, Kelly, let's tie the game, buddy. Let's go. Come on.

Hold your heads up high.

- Run! Run! - Run!

Well, sure you do. Girls play baseball all the time.

Because that's selfish. Think about the team.

picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb.

Keep your knees bent, your butt down. That way if it hops either way...

Okay, no Hooper.

What's with the eye patch?

You know, they pay taxes like everybody else.

Möchte ich nicht sweet and sour, okay? No sweet and sour.

- This guy bothering you, Amanda? - No, it's okay. He was just going.

There you go, Mitch. There you go!

Let's see, Toby White-- Oh, Whitewood, I know you're here.

There's plenty of time for that, honey.

She's gonna come with a changeup, I can tell.

eventually our strength will build.

Why don't you just put a bow on it, huh?

You got nothing to be ashamed of.

But these things, they don't mean anything.

Hey, you sprayed my foot, dumb-ass.

- But you know, you just-- - No. Don't you get it? Just no.

Let's get them. Let's go!

Batting practice.

I'm calling the game. The kids are getting creamed out there, you know?

- Thanks, I'm real scared. - No, I'm serious.

- I'm calling it. - What? What are you talking about?

What is it about being a man that makes everything so hard?

That's some good weight. Jimmy, you wanted to say a few words?

Swivel on the back foot, throw your hips, and keep your eye on the ball.

Liberal propaganda

You could do that. That'll work.

You do what I told you, you hear me? Do what I told you.

Bad news for the Athletics, that's what it means.

Ain't no doubt about it, lady, you got a shitload of rats down there.

The little crippled boy did it!

You Lie Your Ass Off. It's The Only Way.

No, I never heard that. Get a mitt, fat-ass.

- Strike two! - He could have hit that.

Gee, thanks, mister.

Bad news for the Hawks, that's what it means.

- Whose trophy is it, Danny? - Ours, coach.

Look at that! Lupus hit the ball!

Don't you ever throw at a batter! Never ever throw at a batter!

And when I put my foot on that rubber, I was zoned in, man.

Good throw, buddy. Good throw.

lt's horseshit baseball, and you know it! So you watch them, okay?

- Get down off of there. - Get your hands off of me!

Hey, Kelly, hang on.

...are mental patients

You guys had a good season.

Chinese people count with beads.

I feel like we got off on the wrong foot last week.

Kid, let me explain something to you, okay?

What are you smiling at, Henry?

Stop embarrassing yourself, crybaby.

No, you do. it's called me putting a foot up your ass.

- Shut up. - Okay.

The other was just a minor fracture at the base of the humerus.

I gotta pinch a mean one.

Who cares about that crap. Can he play?

You go home, you look your old man straight in the eye, and you say,

I'm taking him home. Now.

Don't wanna hear it. Want Toby in?

- Yeah, right. - Nothing else we can do.

These boys are weak. I don't want to blow it.

You'll be all right.

Bad news for the Celtics, that's what it means.

Bad news for the Celtics, that's what it means.

You're gonna push off that left foot.

You got to quit trying to make me daddy, because--

Last pitch, guys!