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l'll say. I left more talent floating in the shitter this morning

because I don't know what else my mom saw in you.

Thanks, Ray. I appreciate it.

And by the way, I meant to tell you this. lt was Redondo Beach.

My dad's not from here.

and now you're putting wheelchairs in the outfield?

I haven't been as good a coach as I can be. I know I can do it

The sixth grade.

Way to go, Hooper!

Otherwise, why are you here?

- Really? - Yeah.

I mean, you're letting Toby pitch? What are you thinking?

I did do some simple flowcharting and data analysis.

I was really touched by this. He's a hell of a team player.

And I'll help you out with the car

- Number 1 0... - No pressure, guys!

And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon

Engelberg, will you throw the goddamn ball already?

You play your game, we'll play ours, Ray. How's that?

What the hell is that, a baggie full of bacon?

And people that I want to thank--

Swing out a little bit when you run around the base.

- You deserve it. - Wait. Nonalcoholic.

I gotta tell you, a lot of these dads, they don't--

I want nice hips and C cups.

I said watch it!

You know, American things.

Bad news for the Hornets, that's what it means.

-Tell us about the majors, coach. -You were in the majors?

Well, perhaps you can help me to broaden my lexicon.

Save them the humiliation.

Are you actually telling me how to raise my child?

We're gonna get laughed at. We only have a week till the season starts.

Listen, kid. l...

- Really? - But maybe. So...

Hell, yeah, I played with people who are famous.

I mean, he came over to check mine.

Thanks. I really needed another reason for people to laugh at me.

So how's your mom?

We can wait till he sobers up.

I just want you all to know that there's no losers,

Just come play with us, will you?

Come on, buddy. Get a piece of it.

You wanna win, right?

I got something for you.

You can take your thin blue line And shove it right up your asses

Comedy real frame

He was under the tag, coach.

Matthew Hooper?

Got the damn League of Nations here.

Bad news for the Magic, that's what it means!

You better shut up before I tell somebody you touched my pecker.

See? You use your legs. All right?

He says I should just worry about school and work.

ls this what you teach them?

Round it, round it, round it!

Way to go, sweetie.

white and red. They're all gone.

- Really? - I'll take it.

- What the hell is this? - I don't know.

You know, your face is turning a little red, Ray.

Now batting for the Yankees, number 1 0, Jimmy Wilkins.

Sorry, chief. Sorry.

You seemed to imply you're going to hit it out here.

- You did? - Yeah, I did.

You bowl over little girls like that? ls that what you do?

Come on, come on, come on.

- Hooper. - Hooper. Hooper!

Just Cointreau, Patron, lime juice and superfine salt.

- Leave me alone! - Give me that!

lt's great you're doing this, Morris. Really.

Hooper, I told you I was gonna make you into a ballplayer, didn't l?

You know, he's your son.

These things take time, guys.

Keep your drawers on, officer, I'll get back to you.

- What the hell does that mean? - lf we stay focused,

The Yankees lead 3-nothing.

lt all right, sweetie. I got a little butterball just like him at home.

and I'm afraid your boys are getting the S-H-l-T end of the stick.

One more out! Come on!

Up next, number 1 8, Justin Cahill.

- Everybody to the dugout. - Buttermaker.

Let's go, Abdul. Let's go, buddy.

Don't talk about fair play when your kids are throwing punches.

I don't understand a damn thing you're saying, okay?

Come on, guys! Two more laps! You're dragging ass!

You follow the ball right into here. You see that? Okay?

Bad news for the Suns, that's what it means.

You got a problem, Tanner?

doesn't mean I don't care about her, okay?

And de-pantsing.

See, here's the thing. lf you get on, we're loaded, and Kelly is up next.

Come on, guys! Two out.

All you need is a jar of honey and a glass coffee table.

Bad news for the liberals

The catcher's good. Just good enough to get in trouble.