Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bad news for the Lakers, that's what it means.
Leading off for the Bears, number 1 9, Prem Lahiri.
I need to buy clothes, makeup. I'm saving up for a car.
You're out!
lmportant man shit, okay?
he can never foul the earth with another little shit like you.
But we are really excited to have you do this,
Put it back on your shoulder. Back here.
Ball four! Take your base.
Did you see that? Unbelievable.
when it gets to that time.
I'm gonna do something about it.
It's a home run for Kelly Leak.
Come on.
- Fine. - All right.
Good hit, Miguel.
What do you say there, Hooper?
A hundred and eighty bucks?
- Well, what happened? - No deal.
My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs...
Understand?? Yes.
...unbelievable. lt's...
- Safe! - Way to go, Jimmy! .
I told him we won.
You want to play ball, Grape-Nuts? Let's play!
What, are you Helen Keller?
You're better than that, son.
Let me tell you something-- Hey!
Good game, Buttermaker.
- Yeah, it's a bloodbath. - Yeah.
Come on.
I said stop it. Okay?
''My arm hurts.''
Buttermaker, you don't actually buy them. You just need a sponsor.
Okay, here it comes.
Piece of shit.
Catcher, Mike Engelberg.
What are you guys doing?
Well, just call and make a follow-up appointment. it's no problem.
I punched an ump. Really just a bitch-slap.
Well, that ball-hog won your last game.
Where do we get the equipment?
- Respect. - Right on.
Let's forget about it, huh?
- What? - What the hell?
Matthew Hooper?
...a moth.'' Or whatever the hell they turn into.
Hey, Lupus, don't lean against that door, bud, all right?
- it's for power hitters. - Thanks, coach.
See you next year bitches Knicks in 6
l'd call your dad, if anybody knew where he was.
Poop-face?
Excellent.
- Out. - What in hell are you doing out there?
Safe!
She's psyching him out.
Next time, we'll go to Zuma. How's that?
- You ought to be proud of yourselves. - Proud of what?
Me Talking to Pittsburgh after that game
Here's what you do.
And we can do better, and a lot of that's my responsibility, so...
- Here we go. One, two, three! - Break!
Glad I caught you.
Oh, this is my friend Paradise.
Hi, Joey.
Go bodysurfing.
Yes, I was recently perusing baseballstats.org
What does that do to your batting order?
I can have as many as I want, dipshit.
A changeup is when it looks like it's gonna be a fastball,
Son of a bitch!
We won!
I bet I could do what you just did. it's easy.
- Ahmad. - Whatever it is.
Understand?
lt was top of the seventh.
- Damn it! - I know it stings a little bit,
I heard he spent two years in juvie.
I got shit stacked up all over the place.
Get out there! That's how you do it!
Because in this time of terror,
Listen, I want you to be like a vacuum cleaner out there today.
Bloodfarts. The Bloodfarts?
a really hot stepsister, or something like that, you know,
The entire season
She's fine. What do you care?
Die! Die! How do you like that, huh?
What a fag
Just like that story about the caterpillar who's crawling along like a worm,
You gonna swab the on-deck circle for us, matey?
When you say your not drinking tonight
You said it yourself.
- I thought you wanted to play baseball. - Hell, no.
Roll your machine up.
Can't you catch one goddamn ball?
Let's go, guys!
All right, tubby, I'm gonna throw you something called a screwball.
being around them, seeing them, whatever...
three goes to two, six goes to one, and seven, eight, nine are cool.
There's only a few thousand guys ever set foot on a major-league mound,
I know a tie's a lot like kissing your sister, but the way we have been comming along. Its kinda like kissing a really hot step sister
- Yanek Goldanueva. - Hey, Hooper, check this out.
Oh, yeah, I'm always watching.
Listen, Kevin, I don't think it's gonna work out, buddy.
- What did you say? - You heard me.
Ball two!
- What have you been up to? - Nothing.
Oh, I'm going with you. Bet your ass on that.
- it's not that bad, but-- - Shut the hell up, drunk bastard!
- Break it up! - Break it up, guys. Come on!
All right.
...let's bring it in. Come on, to the dugout.