Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

''Guess what, Dad, we won today.'' You know.
And l've let you down.
What do you say, Whitewood?
There's too many gnats out here.
Watch this, Hooper.
Out!
I thought you wanted to win. I thought you wanted to be champions.
but then you got better.
That was like 20 years ago. I'm all grown up now.
Besides that, you know, he's not going to know.
- Really? - Yeah, we're celebrating.
So you just wanna sit here and get splinters in your ass all season?
''Shake it a little more, Joey.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on, guys, gather in.
What are doing here?
Okay.
Hey, Buttermaker!
Listen, kid, you don't want to go to Salt Lake, trust me.
Yeah, then after that, maybe you think about...
Two out. We need one more out, guys. Come on.
But stopping the season till we complied?
I'm just saying, keep your glove oiled.
Hey, coach, what's ''carcinogen'' mean?
Maybe I'll just tell him we tied.
Does your mama change your underwear too, you little girl?
Not that it's any of your business, you know.
- Hey. - Don't talk to me.
but I was afraid your mom would've sued the ball.
Garo.
Pipky po chytání leskoptví.
What's the matter with all of you?
Jesus Christ.
- How you doing? Ray Bullock. - Hey, Morris Buttermaker--
Guys, it's a bunt.
Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy.
Wait. Whoa. Hey, hey, hey ump.
Do you remember what it was like? The first game, they laughed at us.
I want you to listen up.
Lupus.
No buns.
I have the lnternet, you know. I'm not stupid.
Besides that, you owe me.
Dadgum it!
Next up for the Bears, Toby Whitewood.
- Prem Lahiri? - Present.
So get your stuff, and get your asses on the field!
What are you jerk-offs doing here?
- One, two, three! - Bears!
Bob Jones and the White Sox.
Yeah? Maybe if you weren't such a spaz all the time, I wouldn't have to.
Take third! Take third!
- No, I don't. - Yeah, you want to win?
Do you understand?
So get out there.
So come on down if you get a chance. Meanwhile, so many volunteers--
I know a tie's a lot like kissing your sister, as my old coach used to say.
Well, that's what my dad did. Builds character.
Buttermaker!
At least there’s no spiderwebs
Bad news for the Pelicans, that's what it means.
Tom Brady But he’s a white
Luke Combs concert
I know it stings a little, but it'll be worth it. Come on.
Bad news for the Raptors, that's what it means.
Excellent. You have a future Lupus.
- Bad news for the Angels. - You're damn right, it does.
Now, come on. Get off your asses, and let's go get some hot dogs
the grace of our Lord,
- Planet Fat Ass. - Up your cornhole, Tanner.
Now batting, number 9, Joey Bullock.
All right, l've been disappointed before.
- Ahmad Abdul Rahim? - Here.
Yeah, I can spell ''shit,'' all right.
All right, guys. Let's show the Yankees what bad news is all about.
You scared the hell out of me. Don't be leaning on the door.
ls it true you were on the Mariners?
Shake it off.
lt's a good call, ump. Very good call.
Bad news for the Athletics, that's what it means.
One, two, three, Bears!
- Yeah. - Then get it together.
Whurlitzer, where are you going?
Long ago and far away.
Nice try, bear.
All right!
What the hell are you doing? We had the lead,
See you later, Buttermaker.
Hey, ain't you ever heard of ''throws like a girl''?
that little Evel Knievel stunt the other day out there, huh?
Now batting number 5, Kelly Leak.
- Hooper! Come on, man. - Yeah, Hooper!
- Strike two! - Come on, Lupus!
What a fag
Who you kidding? When is the last time you even saw them?
- We should do that again. - Sit down.
All kids should be able to play baseball, no matter what their skills.
Get in here. Put that thing in fourth gear.
Number 1 4, left fielder, Jeff Wong.
there is one thing we all need:
- Watch this. - Yeah.
Give me a ball.
...the bad boy,
lt's my arm. it's killing me.
ln all my years of being associated with baseball teams,
You guys look like the last shit I took
Hey, Toby, you need to scoot up a little bit?
I'm not going home.
Get back to your dugout, you crybaby!
Hey, Buttermaker, Mom's gonna be here tomorrow.
May work with the ladies, but that crap doesn't work out here.
They're losing, can't you see?
No shit. Too bad we couldn't even score one run.
is those gym shorts might be a little tight for you.
What's with the patch?
Good job.
Regarding player safety and league liability.
Come here.
- You with me? - Like I said, we took a vote.
maybe you might want to come play with us.