Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

''Why can't I hit away like the other kids?''

Time! Time-out.

Well, you sure are growing up fast, that's for sure.

You're too young to be riding that thing, you know.

it is nothing short of miraculous.

So you keep your trap shut, okay?

Come on, guys! Let's hold them!

Buttermaker, you deserve a celebration.

Here we go, Ritchie! Keep it going.

Oh, yeah, that's charging it, all right.

and I'm looking forward to a great season.

What's next, a cripple?

and everything we've worked for comes down

- Tanner Boyle. - Yeah, here.

it's been a great season, but it's not over yet.

One hit of that, and you'll wake up in prison

Well, you're due one, man.

But look at the ass on that second baseman.

Come here. What, are you playing mind games with me now?

Im fucking Dying

- So does heart disease. - And torture.

Now batting, number 4, Timmy Lupus.

Thank you for coming.

Here we go again, picking on the fat kid.

You're here for one reason, and that reason is sitting in that ice right now.

I am. He's better.

Hey, I told you I got it.

What the hell is that, a baggie full of bacon?

Hey, come on, guys.

ADRIAN ¡¡¡¡¡¡ NOS QUEDAMOS SIN CHAMBA

He finishes the game. After that, you can take him wherever you want.

All right, let's keep the rally going, guys. Come on.

Shouldn't we be practicing?

Yeah! Oh, that's nice.

Let's go! Come on!

Now batting from the left side of the plate,

All right, guys...

Ahmad-- ls it Abdul or Ahmad?

But no, they don't.

You know, I have to admit that

Get up, get up.

''Quality you can drive.''

- You heard me. Right field. - Are you crazy?

All right, listen up.

Struck his ass right out...Yeah, I did...

lf it wasn't for Kelly and that chick, you guys wouldn't even be here.

The way I see it, that trophy up there has got your name on it.

And at the bottom of the sixth, Yankees lead 8 to 5.

Wasn't your playing, that's for sure.

You understand me? You never do that! Never do that.

Give me a few minutes, I'll squeeze out a new coach too.

Yeah, I got enthusiasm Coming out of my ass

- Did you try to hit him? - No, it just got away from me.

this is his favorite, isn't it, honey?

You have to go out with him? You mean out like ''out''?

As far as you know, I'm like G.l. Joe down there, okay?

- Mr. Buttermaker. - What?

Put me down! Damn it.

Nothing much. Just ready to play some baseball.

This Saturday we play the Athletics.

for the Special Olympics, but I gotta be an Amway salesman too, is that it?

That Right I'm in a Wheelchair

Hope you're not getting wet!

He's in our grade, but he dates an eighth-grader.

- Really? - Hey, does your mother know

Do what other coaches do:

if maybe Jake could get a little more playing time this season.

lf we beat the Giants, we're in the championship.

Bad news for the Athletics, that's what it means.

Struck his ass right out. Yeah, I did.

See you, Mr. Shitty!

Where you going, coach?

Listen, you hit lefty, so he's gonna pitch you in tight, all right?

- What? - When we went out to the beach,

I think a lot of it has to do

What you hear about...

What do you think, Lupus?

I think it's really important, what we're doing for the kids.

lf you want to hit the ball, you gotta swing the bat!

- Not with that arm, honey. - What?

The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day.

- Run! Run! - Run! Run!

- I got something to talk to you about. - Mr. Buttermaker.

Well, I'm going to the concert with you.

When do you see him, between basket weaving and ballet?

Until I met you.

- What are we going to do? - We ain't ready to play.

when we blow past these Giants today.