Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

lt's good enough to get your little ass drunk for a month.

What the hell are you grinning at?

I have never felt like that.

Yeah, well, I got a spastic colon,

You gotta be shitting me.

Hey, let's bring it in and give them a cheer, huh?

Now, I told him to cover for you.

Nice Tits Engleburg

Now batting, number 5, Kelly Leak.

Everyone's gonna laugh at us.

Come on, Amanda.

- Really? - Absolutely, buddy.

Not because I want it that way, either. it's for the kids, you know?

Elmo flips better shit than you.

You got this guy, Joey!

Back on the field!

lt's a shame none of the fathers could be here.

Playing pirate?

I didn't-- What's-her-name said that I gotta have uniforms.

Bad news for the Giants!

Amanda, listen, just because we didn't get along so well all the time,

All right, call it. Quit. Quit the whole league. What I just said.

I said stop it!

And Hooper, the kid in the wheelchair, he goes to right for Whitewood.

You guys go out there and play baseball, okay?

And I got half a mind to find your old man and kick him in the nuts so hard

I got it! I got it!

Yeah, that's right. Run away, bitches!

Hey, Engelberg...

"I'm your coach.''

But he’s a white

Hi, nice to meet you.

- Strike two! - That's okay, Joey.

You guys twins?

You started off pretty lame,

Come on, Justin!

And those guys over there are trying to steal it from you.

Zane Zenner, But He's a White

Next up for the Bears...

But what I do know is that once you start quitting, it's a hard thing to stop.

Got in a fight.

number 1 0, Garo Daragebrigadian.

Hey, hey! What was that?

You got a problem, dingleberry?

What does that mean?

Hey, I know all about you.

You gotta get under the ball.

- Yeah, but there's an M and an E. - There should be an F and a U.

I'm real proud of you guys.

I'm out there with the kids for nothing. And I'm getting very tired

Kept some of the lesser players out.

These kids need role models.

No, I'm not telling you how to raise your child.

Someone told me he got a teacher pregnant.

Come on, kill it!

- Need a ride? - Go away.

than all you retarded jerk-offs put together.

Kelly, come here.

Hey, what time you get off?

Number 1 2, Mike Van Horn.

Don't want to get any stains on your underwear.''

Anyway, after that, I blew off a few offers,

You pitched a great game, honey. Come here.

I have been thinking a lot about you.

Well, I think they heard me loud and clear.

Garo, that was nice hustle out there today.

- Something wrong? - You would know, dickweed.

I think it is clearly defined by the perimeter of my plate.

to the next six innings that you play.

Yes, his lifetime ERA was 36.

Mr. Buttermaker?

You got daddy issues or something? Hit the goddamn ball.

Feeling ready today? Gonna go get them?

The Bears win 2-1.

Whatever. it's just some dumb skate band.

or the sports-type, really.

What's an ''Evel Knievel''?

I'm a single mother, and I still have time for extension courses,

And I got half a mind to find your old man and kick him in the nuts so hard

But you don't have to use me.

You missed the team photo.

but it's worth it.

Do you think people like seeing your nuts?

Come on, Justin!

Bad news for the Thunder, that's what it means!

- Let's go Garo! - ... Garo Daragebrigadian.

lt would be more fun if you guys were there, huh?

Of course I remember.

And physical therapy.

Engelberg, you caught a hell of a game. You all did good today.

Basil and tarragon,

- But we didn't win. - Well, I know that.

Way to go, guys!

You want to point in this direction.

I got held up, sorry about that.

Okay, I'll go get it.

Well, that's okay. We're doing better.

You know, we can hang out.