Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How much? - I pull it off,

Now we got their backs up against the wall,

I thought you said you were good at this.

There you go, bro. Another good one.

- With who? - The sixth grade.

And you're not it.

And then we went to Zuma and went bodysurfing?

Toby, hit the mound.

Listen, I'm a little busy right now.

You don't know a Matthew Hooper?

Yeah. Engelberg, that's a bunt, bud.

All right, what's wrong?

Listen very carefully.

Bad news for the Jazz, that's what it means!

Vandalizing public property. Disturbing the peace.

Ray, you got a minute? -- I want to say to them, ''I'm not your babysitter"

All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.

- What did you say? - Dropping out of the league.

Way to go, buddy! Way to go!

I hear it looks like Washington D.C.

I got you something.

Jesus Christ. Well, let's go get this shit over with, okay?

Yes, he's from Claremont. He's my favorite player.

Buttermaker, I got these behind the garage.

You're the coach, it's your job.

You wore that stupid yellow bathing suit.

When I say, ''say it,'' I mean, you know, it's a figure of speech.

Hey, what's up with you guys?

Well, we need to talk about this. My son can't wear this.

Like I'm gonna take you little shits to a fancy place like Tony Roma's.

I have that effect on women.

But I can take him.

that my batting average is well below the norm.

I guess he was right.

Get your ass over there. Pull your head out, son.

- Does that make any sense? - Yeah.

You were amazing. Man, I was just a kid, but you owned it.

but it's very nice.

Got one of those for me?

Come on, hop in. I'll take you home.

we can go to Tony Roma's for the Carolina Honeys, right?

Jesus! Are you drinking?

Take a good long look at your opponents.

lt was just one of those times when...

Can you believe they tried to keep these kids out of the league?

I don't know, honey.

Excellent. God bless you.

blue and white, white and blue, white and black,

Listen to you, crybaby.

Keep talking, fatty.

my life hasn't added up to much more than a shitbag

Now, what does that mean for the Angels?

Sister Sledge, that kid's got an arm on him. Who is that?

l'll teach you, you little short kid!

Hey, buddy, give me a beer and a C&C.

...that you need to do, and that's oil your mitt all the time.

We got a championship to win.

Hey, look who it is.

- Yeah. - You don't want me to go with you?

Hey, guys, four more runs,

So, you know, what it might be

ls that what you want?

l'll deal with you later, you little punk.

Well, I haven't paid for sex in years.

Hey, hey. Don't fall apart at the seams on me now. Come on, guys.

lt's all right. Focus. Just relax. Relax!

All right, guys, let's bring it in!

Boys, lunch is ready.

We don't got our positions, batting order, nothing.

Today we play the Blue Rocks you know what that means for the Blue Rocks? Bad news for the Blue Rocks that's what it means!

You guys swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party.

You're a great team,

Don't let the legalese crimp your enthusiasm in any way.

But, you know, I was always drunk in those days, so I forgot a lot of shit.

Troy Apke But he's a white

Have a nice night, Ray.

But I want to do the things my friends do.

she's not helping things, you know.

He is. How do you think we got this far?

Carving up batters, one by one.

Do not do the arm cross.

...but let's get our stuff together, and go hit the field.

lt's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?

l'll pay for the clothes, okay?

- Come on, Dad. - Hey.

...you're on the mound.

and I'm one of them. What have you done with your life, smart-ass?