Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at Hooper.

That's not what I'm talking about.

The Giants beat the White Sox.

...are mental patients

- Why not? - Really? Well, great.

Next for the Yankees, Mike Van Horn.

is gonna have a big bearing

call me at midnight wondering why he's so pissed off.

You almost won today.

Just felt sorry for you, that's all.

You have some goddamn nerve.

- Can't even move. - Hey, guys, come on.

I own my own law firm.

- Yeah. - Remember that time I played sick,

We went from suck to stink.

Hey, save the traps, will you?

Nobody picks on him but me!

I know you can.

Come on, Whitewood.

- Yes, ma'am. - Listen, Whitewood, what's the deal

What is he--? What's his--?

- Shari-- - You son of a bitch.

married to some guy named Big Blue,

lsn't that what you guys wanna do, win?

Mr. Buttermaker, we have a game tomorrow.

Hey, Buttermaker, you made it.

- Satchel Paige? - No.

Remember when I played sick, and we went to Zuma?

- How's that? - How's what?

You're such a loser. Man, you must have a big one,

Every one of you.

Do they look like champions?

for two-thirds of an inning in 1 984.

I got houses to spray. it's ant season, you know?

I mean, you know, l've been an asshole.

Yeah, you guys suck.

- you come play for the Bears. - And if you don't?

But you’re a white.

But since l've been watching you turn the team around,

I mean, technically, yeah.

You hear that, Toby? Drinking and driving don't mix.

My mom says I have cancer of the eye

See you next year, bitches!

- Do you think I'm made out of money? - Fine. Just us, then.

I mean, we are one game away from the championships.

Left foot on the inside of the bag.

They don't know the fundamentals of the game out here.

The way this guy is hitting, and the way you're pitching today,

Don't necessarily have to catch it, I guess.

No way. I'm a woman now, and we don't do that kind of thing.

I'm just doing this for my transcript, for college.

Yes, sir. Good cut, honey.

Come on, Amanda.

''Casey at the Bat'' by Ernest Thayer.

That's Kelly Leak.

Toby, have fun.

Bad news for the Kings, that's what it means.

I mean, a pro. Finally, somebody who gets it, you know?

But wait, what about my basement?

This should be fun.

A reminder that according to Regulation 236,

Bad news for the Eejits, that's what it means.

- Exactly. - Unbelievable.

You're not supposed to be talking about my-- My one.

Whatever you want.

''Look at the ass on that second baseman.''

So, what do you want? Why are you here?

Throw them in the garbage, in the house.

You're on thin ice, pal. You try one more stunt like this again,

But the way we've been coming along, it's more like kissing

- Thank you. - God bless you, François.

I don't like the looks of the place. I mean, look at those creeps.

The infestation's quite advanced.

- Come on, Tanner. - Even I could have caught that,

I almost forgot.

but she takes a little off of it.

- Hey. - What, you joined the circus?

And you brought...

Good job, buddy. Good job.

You are not going to screw this up for me. Understand?

...and bam! ''Look at me now, I'm...

I ain't doing it no more.

Don't you think if I wanted to play house with you,

Just go out there and have fun.

Before we get started, I do want to remind you

Mark McGwire? But he's a white.

- What? - He said all that matters to him

You don't know how old he is, do you?

One, two, three!

No, no, no. No introduction necessary.