Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

call me at midnight wondering why he's so pissed off.

- Yeah. - Remember that time I played sick,

- you come play for the Bears. - And if you don't?

- What? - He said all that matters to him

Come on, Whitewood.

I mean, a pro. Finally, somebody who gets it, you know?

''Casey at the Bat'' by Ernest Thayer.

Every one of you.

Nobody picks on him but me!

...are mental patients

Good job, buddy. Good job.

Throw them in the garbage, in the house.

I almost forgot.

I ain't doing it no more.

Hey, save the traps, will you?

I mean, you know, l've been an asshole.

- Do you think I'm made out of money? - Fine. Just us, then.

I own my own law firm.

You are not going to screw this up for me. Understand?

- Shari-- - You son of a bitch.

lsn't that what you guys wanna do, win?

Hey, Buttermaker, you made it.

My mom says I have cancer of the eye

- Come on, Tanner. - Even I could have caught that,

See you next year, bitches!

The infestation's quite advanced.

- Yes, ma'am. - Listen, Whitewood, what's the deal

but she takes a little off of it.

for two-thirds of an inning in 1 984.

Before we get started, I do want to remind you

Yeah, you guys suck.

No, no, no. No introduction necessary.

You're on thin ice, pal. You try one more stunt like this again,

You're not supposed to be talking about my-- My one.

Yes, sir. Good cut, honey.

I mean, we are one game away from the championships.

And you brought...

That's Kelly Leak.

- How's that? - How's what?

Whatever you want.

Mark McGwire? But he's a white.

Don't you think if I wanted to play house with you,

Don't necessarily have to catch it, I guess.

I got houses to spray. it's ant season, you know?

I'm just doing this for my transcript, for college.

So, what do you want? Why are you here?

But the way we've been coming along, it's more like kissing

Bad news for the Eejits, that's what it means.

We went from suck to stink.

- Satchel Paige? - No.

That's not what I'm talking about.

You're such a loser. Man, you must have a big one,

You hear that, Toby? Drinking and driving don't mix.

The Giants beat the White Sox.

You have some goddamn nerve.

Just felt sorry for you, that's all.

But you’re a white.

I know you can.

They don't know the fundamentals of the game out here.

No way. I'm a woman now, and we don't do that kind of thing.

The way this guy is hitting, and the way you're pitching today,

Look at Hooper.

Do they look like champions?

- Hey. - What, you joined the circus?

But since l've been watching you turn the team around,

''Look at the ass on that second baseman.''

- Exactly. - Unbelievable.

is gonna have a big bearing

Bad news for the Kings, that's what it means.

But wait, what about my basement?

Remember when I played sick, and we went to Zuma?

You almost won today.

married to some guy named Big Blue,

I mean, technically, yeah.

A reminder that according to Regulation 236,

...and bam! ''Look at me now, I'm...

Left foot on the inside of the bag.

I don't like the looks of the place. I mean, look at those creeps.

What is he--? What's his--?

Next for the Yankees, Mike Van Horn.

Mr. Buttermaker, we have a game tomorrow.

You don't know how old he is, do you?

Come on, Amanda.

Just go out there and have fun.

Toby, have fun.

- Thank you. - God bless you, François.

- Can't even move. - Hey, guys, come on.

- Why not? - Really? Well, great.

One, two, three!

This should be fun.