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Wait a minute.
The same day that jewelry store was robbed...
- Oh, that's just how I deal with anxiety. - I know, but it's making mine worse.
We'll make a list of people they came in contact with in the last few years.
Yeah, I'm sure Superman will put in a good word for you...
...clawing out a living.
...caused by Superman.
I'm not used to being patient, doc. There has to be some solution.
I really wanted to believe he'd changed.
- Dad, he's not doing it. - Here he goes.
And Superman can't just scan for this thing...
Just like my mom taught me when I was a kid.
Hey, kid.
Well, it's nice to bend the rules once in a while.
Oh, for God's sake. All right.
Leveling Metropolis was more what I had in mind.
What about the clothes? The cigars? He just gave Perry a gold Rolex watch.
No wonder you're boring, scared and emasculated.
Gene Newtrich.
Counting our money.
Give it the equivalent of two hours at 4OO degrees and we'll be in business.
I mean, when he was growing up I spent all my waking hours here...
- Are you all right? - Yeah.
Thanks. New hair, new house.
They lose track of them later on.
Oh, son, this is... This is just beautiful.
Besides, it'll give you a chance to hone up on that card sense of yours.
I flew over to the bank, and just as I was coming in to land...
... the city will be reduced to rubble, starting with the Hall of Justice.
- Cubans. - These things are like 20 bucks a pop.
- Well, I should get going. - Yeah.
...and I will raise you...
You don't have to work so hard at impressing me, son.
...to tell you that Kryptonite is being removed from our vault...
They went out of business two months ago.
The problem is, I'm feeling about 700 percent.
My girlfriend be like
A job? Who are you working for?
So I'll tell Perry you aren't feeling a hundred percent.
Sounds like the bank alarm. I better check it out.
Oh, no.
All right, kid, he's coming right at you.