Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then it's decided. Our Web site name will be crime. Org.

Hmm. I think I found my mentor.

- Can we make this hand high-low? - No.

I think we're in the clear.

We slept late into the morning. And then-

The Cuomos, the Travoltas, the Lasordas, the Boyardees.

- And you've lined the case with money. - Huh?

Hey, I can't look at that! I have a girlfriend back home!

Mmm! These stigmuffins are to die for.

# She's the cutest little thing I know #

Here's your mission. Get down with the clown.

Maybe it was the anthrax in the air.

Oh, he's wonderful. He would do anything for his fans.

Aw, that's my girl.

Well, like all Americans, fast. But-

Anything at all. You name it. What do you want to do?

Book writing, what a scam, huh?

So how's Maude Flanders doing up there? She playin' the field?

I mean, I knew he was a player, but geez, a kid?

- John Updike. - Whoa, whoa. I didn't ask for your life story.

Then I'm in and I call! Four aces!

Well, I won't lie. Fatherhood isn't easy- like motherhood-

Same here, Dad. It's nice that you don't always have to be on.

So I typed "pathetic clown" into a search engine and your name popped right up.

# Well, I conducted the test myself#

The violin's gotta be around here somewhere.

Fine. I'll just discuss heavenly matters.

What's going on here?

- It is my birthday! - That's the spirit. Now what do you want to do?

- And you lose weight? - Uh, you might. It's a free country.

# And that slip looks just the right size for me #

- I'm out. - Fold-o-rama.