Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on. How about a tune for the old man?
It won't bring much cash but its sentimental value's through the roof
Oh, all right.
So you really know Krusty? What's he like?
Please, just sit down. I'm embarrassed for both of us.
Oh I need a sucker for my break.
All Mom ever said was my father was some pathetic clown.
"K the C"?
Shut up, Updike!
What's wrong with your eyes? You need a Claritin or something?
this guy's about to jack off
Shut up, Updike!
- It's beautiful. - Do you play?
yeah yeah
- Mush, Homer! Mush! - Catch, Dad! Catch!
I curse, I gamble, I pick fights with homeless people, l-
I thought I was on! When was I off? That bit about the tide pool?
it's the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders!
Wait! Time out! Four aces is not a gamble.
It's some kind of Mafia summit!
With my diet, you can eat all you want anytime you want.
Yaah!
During the show, a desert wind kicked up.
Thanks, Dad.