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- Oh. What do you think, Tom Clancy? - Well, the B-2-
but I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Homer, I got it!
No!
Yeah. We're heroes. But where's our parade?
Come on, Dad. Let's go bodysurfing or boogie boarding.
I'm all for ethnic diversity, but this is just pandering.
- But- - Please, just sit down. I'm embarrassed for both of us.
Amen.
- Your biggest fan. - Hey, good for you, 'cause I wanna...
Did you know Fat Tony's real name is Marion?
Will do.
Homer, what are you doing?
Their hands were everywhere.
- Ohh. Was your mother an Israeli flight attendant? - No.
"Call me Ishmael, dummy."
Ohh.
- that's not about how much money they make? - Uh, yeah.
Heads up!
You know, Homer, I've spent my whole life entertaining kids.
Okay, that stings daddy's eyes, honey.
- Name? - My name is Sophie.
Hey, this pen's gotta last me all day!
What's going on here?
No, no, no. I was asking Maya Angelou.
Boy, fatherhood is one tough gig. I don't get how other guys do it.
Dad, relax. Just enjoy the sunset.
Really? You'd help me take on the mob?