Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What, a bachelor party for a guy who's already married...
"Walter Bishop this, Walter Bishop that."
...to help you out of this little dilemma.
The baby's not mine, you're not mine.
...but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to shake the man's hand.
Get married.
I just wish I'd had a big, fancy wedding...
David, you're the most disgusting creature--
Have it your way. Have it David's way. We'll do it.
A dare that's a prelude to embarrassment and disaster.
I'm not gonna get lynched. I won't even wear a necktie.
Come on, come on, no big deal.
It's all in the packaging. Not that I care or anything.
...to get him to live in the same house with you.
Well, with all due respect, sir, speak for yourself.
Who's the friend?
I'm not unhappy, I'm....
Boss, let's get out of here.
Things have been real crazy at the office.
T-minus-12 days and counting.
-He hated it. -Well, what do you expect?
-l won't. -Call him.
-I hate you! -Make this easy.
Can't bring myself to fling barbs at such a wide target.
But, hey, you have to understand...
Yeah.
Bet your folks are popping their buttons.
A relationship between you and me?
Well, I could see how it'd be a lot less harmful...
...what the hell it is we're arguing about.
...and see if you could stop by and pick her up on the way to lunch.
-And knitting. -Knitting.
Well, sir, I'm going through with this for you.
The sacrament of holy matrimony isn't something to be taken lightly.
-I understand that. -Fine, sneer all you want.
Saw you sitting over here.
-Anyone I know? -No.
I would be fighting out of my weight class.
I can understand how you might have been a little worried coming in here.
Hey, hold on. Hold on, just a second.
Look, you know the kind of guy Miss Hayes goes for.
Your brother sure knows how to throw a wedding.
I wanna thank you for inviting me up here.
Oh, man, it's 10:06.
-What are you doing here? -That's what I wanna know!
...besides provoking our first fight and ruining our evening.
What are you talking about?
I hate to say, "I told you so," but I told you so.