Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We will try to keep Hell's Aermy from breaking through as long as possible.
A young man. Basically, he's like Keanu Reeves.
Then they will be here on the morrow. Without Kenny's soul here there will be nobody who can use the holy PSP.
It's like, it's like TEN times bigger than that battle!
If the child dies and his soul returns to heaven, God will have his Keanu Reeves!
Cartman's side is right, for the wrong reasons.
Come! There is much to discuss
Eric, I never really liked you. But then, nobody does.
Satan is planning a massiva attack and he knows we are too few in number to stop him!
Your army nears the Kingdon of Heaven, my Lord.
How can they let an eight-year-old decide Kenny's fate?
Uuhh, excuse me. I uh, just found the last page of Kenny's will.
No! No, no boys! Aw Goddamnit!
We are outnumbered and in need of someone Who can singlehandedly bring the whole dark empire down.
I found the page where Kenny specified his wishes about being on life support.
There isn't much time, Kenny.
I don't know if we should continue without knowing more about this Keanu Reeves God has.
Satan's army has crossed over the Plains of Limbo!
You... are the best. YOU, are the only hope for the universe.
As people on both sides of the argument vie for media attention.
Basically, Kenny, you... are Keanu Reeves.
Wha, what's the matter, doctor?
Satan! God has mocked thee once again!
Open the gate!
What’s the point? They have a Keanu Reeves now
Hopefull, it will be long enough to get our Keanu Reeves back.
Well... well then he's NOT alive.
Basically, Jinki, you... are Keanu Reeves.