Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your army nears the Kingdon of Heaven, my Lord.
It's like, it's like TEN times bigger than that battle!
Wha, what's the matter, doctor?
If the child dies and his soul returns to heaven, God will have his Keanu Reeves!
Basically, Jinki, you... are Keanu Reeves.
Satan is planning a massiva attack and he knows we are too few in number to stop him!
As people on both sides of the argument vie for media attention.
Satan's army has crossed over the Plains of Limbo!
I don't know if we should continue without knowing more about this Keanu Reeves God has.
No! No, no boys! Aw Goddamnit!
We are outnumbered and in need of someone Who can singlehandedly bring the whole dark empire down.
Uuhh, excuse me. I uh, just found the last page of Kenny's will.
What’s the point? They have a Keanu Reeves now
Well... well then he's NOT alive.
Satan! God has mocked thee once again!
Open the gate!
We will try to keep Hell's Aermy from breaking through as long as possible.
I found the page where Kenny specified his wishes about being on life support.
A young man. Basically, he's like Keanu Reeves.
Hopefull, it will be long enough to get our Keanu Reeves back.
There isn't much time, Kenny.
Come! There is much to discuss
How can they let an eight-year-old decide Kenny's fate?
Basically, Kenny, you... are Keanu Reeves.
You... are the best. YOU, are the only hope for the universe.
Then they will be here on the morrow. Without Kenny's soul here there will be nobody who can use the holy PSP.
Cartman's side is right, for the wrong reasons.
Eric, I never really liked you. But then, nobody does.