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What mockery is this?!
Hopefully, it will be long enough to get our Keanu Reeves back.
Just under... ten thousand strong.
Yeah, Kenny finally found something he's really good at.
Sweetie, can't we go after school?
I don't know if we should continue without knowing more about this Keanu Reeves God has.
We've just received word that Kenny McCormick... has passed away.
Full march, to the Gates of Heaven! Victory is ours!
Come on, everybody. I think Kenny wants to be left alone.
I believe you all know what that means, and how serious this is.
A feeding tube. It pumps a nutrient paste directly into Kenny's stomache.
God has found a way to defeat your army!
- He's right in here. - Cartman!
- Kenny! You're alive! - Dude, how's you do that??
No!
Kenny McCormick! He's alive at the hospital!
But knowing that Hell was becoming much larger, God decided to let more people cross over
My Lord. My Lord, we must attack, now!
My God, this is even bigger than the final battle in the Lord of the Rings movie!
I I just... I don't know what he would want.
God has found a way to defeat your army.
This is hopeless, Gabriel. We cannot interact with anything on Earth, how could we possibly get a feeding tube removed?
We're gonna die!!!
Uh, my friend Kenny was saving my place in line.
Yeah, come on!
You see your honor, I was the only one that Kenny McCormick told his wishes to.