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Oh.
A boy named Alison
they wouldn't wear the headband at all because it's oppressive.
Missy, even I'm nervous.
Oh, Bernie. I'm so glad we're becoming more than just friends.
Well, that's the driver. All right. Shit. What do we do now?
and just wondering
♪ To the transmasc frathouse bro ♪
♪ The one we knew ♪
Sometimes things just don't work out.
"Don't worry. She's bald, but she's still a girl."
Andrew, I hate to say it,
Now let's get up inside these pages.
without talking to you.
Let's win some money off my sad cousin.
This is my own fault for holding in that poop when I was 13.
I'm like a doctor for your sink.
-Condoleezza Rice? -Pete Rose?
♪ Macho man or genderqueer Show your anger, shed a tear ♪
Oh boy. Are you okay?
[screams]
-You're right. I'm gonna go to Vermont. -What? Really?
♪ Rub a dildo twixt your balls ♪
It matches this dope ballerina lamp that I got for the baby.
Oh, and what about those stupid little headbands
Okay, easy-breezy, tushy squeezy.
Oh, Andrew. That's Alison's line.
Oh shit, my Red Hots.
How about this lady having from-behind relations on a motorcycle?
That's just what they called me at the facility
-Hey, Andrew. Nice to see you, man. -Uh…
Oh shit.