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-That doesn't count for anything. -You need to at least be kissing the girl.
Montel, wow.
♪ And put their problems on the shelf ♪
Snoopy when he's wearing sunglasses?
No, you should raise a strong person.
Aw, fuck me.
when you show up unannounced and uninvited.
Um, they should be joining me any moment.
No. Nobody's punching anyone.
Uh, Maury, why are you sitting in a car seat?
-Ow! -I said cool.
Focus. Focus. Focus. Here we go.
Huh, that's different.
I would like to call the baby "them" instead of her.
Oh! Oh, okay. Oh, the toilet's got my shoe.
-Fine like platonic? -Of course. Why are you being so weird?
Do you want me to help you up,
Uh, no, thank you. But thanks for the ride.
-Mm, nah. -No J-Mo?
Yeah, but hold on. We're gonna raise our daughter to be a strong woman.
hanging out with a girl named Bernie.
And then it tingles in all the right places,
My butterflies didn't even wanna do hand stuff with each other.
-What? -Well, before one of you is even born,
Uh, I love you.
But I want them to be more like yours.
but I can't tell what it is because I'm in a skirt.
Fuck, I missed.
I've heard tell of your legendary horniness,
-What? -Oh no.
Oh, finally, a kind soul.
Okay. Well, watch this.