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I'm gonna surprise Bernie
We should take her on a vegan picnic.
♪ It's a dazzling color spectrum ♪
Oh! Joe, he's asexual.
about how Lady Bird Johnson was actually a squirter.
So, she would wear the headband like a belt or…
911, FaceTime emergency, all caps.
Okay. So, what's the big deal?
♪ But they're beautiful ♪
♪ Oh, ooh, ooh ♪
[chuckles nervously] But, Andrew,
Ugh, leave me alone.
Well, maybe you're just not ready.
-[horn blares] -[grunts]
Maybe I'm just asexual?
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
♪ The only thing that's real Are the kids that kid themselves ♪
I'm so sorry. You can totally call the baby "her" if you want.
but I don't know if I can be a part of this.
It was fine.
Oh gosh, Elijah, I am so nervous to meet your family.
I think you're a beautiful person inside and out.
And she hasn't responded once
No. Someone even hornier.
♪ Are passive aggressive ♪
-[phone rings] -Oh, hello, Bernie.
Uh, yeah. Everyone, this is Missy.
if you know what I mean.
Okay, those are my uncles.
[brakes squeal]
That's… That's okay.
My life is absolutely better than all your uncles'.
the potting soil, the pillows, the turkey.
Yeah, of course that's why I came.
[sniffles] Yeah, please.
Jesus Christ.
No, he doesn't.
Well, no. Technically, we don't. I'd be lost.
I will totally accept that.
It's a real shit show.
But until then, we're raising her as a girl.
none of them can do a backflip to save their lives.
and then they get to pick their own gender identity.
And jealousy.
we can't get in the car with him, right?