Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Andrew, punch him in the face like Cassius Cum.

with that gorgeous piece of ass.

How do you do it, man? How do you get so horny?

♪ Every he and she and they ♪

He craves your body, I think.

Because the whole thing today impressed you a lot,

Ah! Oh God. I really gotta poop.

Guys, no offense.

and you spend your whole life trying to claw your way out

Do you think there's gonna be vegan options at this cookout?

You two gonna fool around?

[chuckles] It's working for me.

he would have done it after I shit the bus.

because I tried to escape through the pipes with my friend, Luigi.

You take that back. I will do a backflip right now.

Like, way hotter than you.

Just when I thought my dick was out, they keep shoving it back in.

You see, humans and gender.

But why force all this gendered bullshit onto a baby?

Jesus. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Someone's stopping.

[knocking on door]

And let Alison steal the love of his life?

you can't seriously be considering taking a shit on a Greyhound bus, right?

orbiting this big blue marble we call home.

and I don't even wanna, like, kiss my girlfriend.

please guide Andrew's foot and send his waste back down to hell.

'Cause if you don't satisfy your woman, somebody else will.

All right, this is how change happens.

You don't have to.

Oh, it's my dad. He's, uh, selling tickets for lunch now.

it's all, "Is it a boy or a girl?"

♪ In a universe More vast than Mars and Venus ♪

Oh God. You're right.

-Tickets, please. Take out your tickets. -[Bernie] Who's that?

So, uh, this your little girlfriend?

and making me feel bad for wanting a little girl.

B-B-B-Boy Fight.

then she's good enough to be my spades partner.